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Pit Kumite

This thread is everything. Probably the only good thing to come out of the tragedy from Sunday.
 
I’ve gotta spread the rep around Townie, but I swear to god you’re getting pos every day for a month for giving me Biff in the first round. I’m coming for you, butthead!
 
Cakewalk to finals. I took on the wake football team in college. This tourney will be a walk in the park.

Well in the first round, you only have to face up against a 6'4" 245 lb guy, so that should be cake. I'd worry GTB would bring his 8chan buddies though.
 
I’ve gotta spread the rep around Townie, but I swear to god you’re getting pos every day for a month for giving me Biff in the first round. I’m coming for you, butthead!

Watch out his wife’s going to buy him the best trainer money can buy.
 
Damn I missed the cut. I'm very small though - guaranteed win for whoever I match up against.

I guess i'll bring the bourbon and place bets.
 
looking forward to being the first 16 seed upset in a brutal opening round match up

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spoiler - hold back on the joystick to prep the bicycle kick prior to the opening of the round so you can open as soon as he says "FIGHT!"
 
Pros: Had a much bigger older brother and learned to be scrappy. Former D-1 college wrestler.

Cons: Had my front tooth knocked out in a fight, so my defense is obviously lacking. 5’9 so much shorter than most of y’all.
 
Damn I missed the cut. I'm very small though - guaranteed win for whoever I match up against.

I guess i'll bring the bourbon and place bets.

Same here. Shocked I got left out, but will be an active spectator!
 
Pros: Had a much bigger older brother and learned to be scrappy. Former D-1 college wrestler.

Cons: Had my front tooth knocked out in a fight, so my defense is obviously lacking. 5’9 so much shorter than most of y’all.

You or your brother was a former D1 wrestler? This is important for setting some odds.
 
Fortunately, he's just quoting some reddit wacko.

bro, that post (and subsequent responses) happened way before reddit was really a thing, I think original source was offtopic forums back in 2004ish (it's been copied a few other places since then obviously, including on the old scout boards for my 500 posts rule thread)... it's a great meme and you should show it the respect it deserves.
 
I just hurt my neck wrestling around with my point guard. He’s around 5’8 and 140. I may have been over seeded
 
i'd worry about ATS taking a fall, we gotta be cautious about betting markets and his place in this tournament

catamount is a 1%er, doubtful he's seen much action but he's got a lot to lose

Oh, I could most definitely be bought.

Zero issues with taking a dive for the right price.
 
Sorry for those left out, we didn’t have enough to make it a 32 person tournament and honestly it was worth making an rj bad breath joke because he sucks so much. Maybe next time you cretins want to fight each other.
 
I was in kind of a lot of fights between age 8 and 22. I’ve been knocked into next week more than once so you can rest assured that I’m not afraid of any of you overfed gamers. I haven’t been in a fight in a couple of decades though.
 
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