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Pit Kumite

I'm thinking about getting serious about this training just in case RJ sends his guy to pay me a visit at my office.
 
New stipulations to our fight Biff. We’re fighting in socks on a freshly mopped kitchen floor.
 
Are there any other gingers on here? That would make a nice prelim to actual competition. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
 
What’s everyone’s finishing move? Mine would obviously be the Creamy Scoop. Its like the Mandible Claw with a powerbomb into a pin.
 
zqglass said:
Are there any other gingers on here? That would make a nice prelim to actual competition. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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You'd smoke DonaldRoss, and I'd pay good money to watch. More entertaining (and evenly matched) would be an actual ginger dwarf v. DR.
 
CreamyGoodness said:
What’s everyone’s finishing move? Mine would obviously be the Creamy Scoop. Its like the Mandible Claw with a powerbomb into a pin.
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Mine is the Jamill Jones Dim Mak.

Sig also reminded me of my potential weak spots, so I've been doing body hardening exercises. Last night I had Gossett's mom repeatedly tongue punch my fart box until I developed an iron asshole.
 
If you get to bring one object into the cage that's most associated with your boards name/persona, what are you taking? I think mine would def be a golf club, which I'm pretty pleased with, while GTB's would be a literal piece of feces, or a used condom. Mako, you get a basketball or coach's clipboard. ATS probably gets a dumbbell or some home gym piece of equipment. N&C gets anti-rage medication (not good here).
 
netflixnchildres said:
Mine is the Jamill Jones Dim Mak.

Sig also reminded me of my potential weak spots, so I've been doing body hardening exercises. Last night I had Gossett's mom repeatedly tongue punch my fart box until I developed an iron asshole.
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Sounds like it's gonna be well lubed when I get there.
 
mako1331 said:
No way a Milhouse fight lasts more than 15 seconds one way or another, right?
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he's a drinker, not a fighter. Although once he gets drunk enough he'll threaten to fight you and then fall down. (Note that this is true of me too)
 
tigerswood said:
You'd smoke DonaldRoss, and I'd pay good money to watch. More entertaining (and evenly matched) would be an actual ginger dwarf v. DR.
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Let’s light the DR bat signal: “THE JOEL IS THE PERFECT SIZE FOR A SCHOOL LIKE WAKE, WE USED TO SELL IT OUT ALL THE TIME WHEN WE WERE GOOD”

Come get some you impotent duck fart.
 
TownieDeac said:
If you can't summon him here, just look out for the ambulance taking rj to the hospital. He'll be right behind it.
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Mako don’t worry I repped this one. I love the casual takedown of both RJ and DR
 
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