I feel like RJ posts a RJism everyday, enough that he could easily be replace with a bot.
There’s the “only in _____(fill in location) even though it happens everywhere”,
there’s the “even Stevie wonder could see”,
there’s the “even, _____, _____, _____, (insert three random C to D list celebrities, historical figure or events)”
there’s “_______ (insert some rant to defend his point) followed by my bad”,
there’s “wouldn’t it be great if ______ (followed by some fantasy like perp walk, or Sing Sing),
there’s “Question for lawyers on the board ______ (followed by a sad legal understanding that nobody responds to)”
I’m sure I’ve missed a lot but that’s a good base combined with Sokolove to write the bot script.