Being in the first wave of the vaccine trials is fucking annoying as shit.
Yesterday afternoon, I got notice that I got heavily exposed day before yesterday. We're talking balls-deep-in-Mako's-mom exposed. That same day, the CDC announced guidance that if you've had the vaccine in the last three months, that you don't have to quarantine after exposure. I got vaccinated like 6 months ago.
Unfortunately, I'm the one generating the motherfucking data so that the rest of you chodes don't have to fucking quarantine. So, how many times do you guys think I can jerk it solo in 14 days?
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