A big ass. Nice is implied bc wife.
I just took a harrowing shit. I must have gotten a little dehydrated over the weekend. I had about a pound of spicy jerk chicken for dinner. Chugged a bunch of water early in the morning. Around 8:20 I plopped down for 20 minutes of emptying agony. Started normal, good volume.
But when I stood up after the paperwork, BH was like, "round two, yo." Sat down and took another normal shit. Except the ring was a little surprised about going that quickly again. Finish up, but something isn't right.
Queue 10 minutes of machine gun rabbit-pellet sized sprint shits flying out of my ass at warp speed. Broke a sweat. Ring destroyed. Now sitting in my truck with at least first degree burns in my seat.