Donkey Deac Doug
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I love that the response to that story is "I had bad dreams about alligators" rather than "why the fuck did her father rent an alligator", "why the fuck did the alligator eat her shoe", and "Holy shit, that fucking alligator died of constipation"
Y'all are really scared of alligators.
To be fair, I had all of these reactions, and was also surprised that Juice was like, "here's my opportunity to share alligator trauma."
Me? I think it would be super bitchin' to have aligator cowboy boots.