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Thread: ABC Mafia; mako makes his mom proud, Town Wins!

  1. #181
    i'm so maf i'm chockin on sghetti badabing
    semi-aquatic like otters be.

  2. #182
    Quote Originally Posted by TenaciousKory View Post
    why that's like the most normal of the non-basic ass pets
    Heres the thing. Knew a guy who had a snake in college (high school friend). Python type. He let this thing sleep with him. That was until he noticed the thing stopped curling up and instead was laying down completely beside him. He thought the thing was sick. Vet told him to kill the thing. Turns out they lay next to you like that when they are sizing you up for a kill

  3. #183
    Also living in southern Africa and in Texas for most of my life, I have had too many encounters with snakes I never want to have again. Its all fun and games till a spitting cobra stands up and starts shooting venom at your face. No thanks

  4. #184
    don't sleep with your pet snake! either you hurt it or it hurts you.

    and yeah i'm not talking about (non-ball) pythons or cobras or rattlesnakes or cottonmouths

    just like house and garter snakes
    semi-aquatic like otters be.

  5. #185
    Snakes are fucking weird as pets

  6. #186
    I do sleep with my dog though. And she has figured out how to get under the blanket and sleep on the pillow. And it is very cute and we've encouraged it instead of telling her not to.

    Now I sleep on the end of the bed with no pillows or blankets so she can be comfortable.

  7. #187
    Quote Originally Posted by mako1331 View Post
    Overall record?
    Quote Originally Posted by DeacdeTejas View Post
    Heres the thing. Knew a guy who had a snake in college (high school friend). Python type. He let this thing sleep with him. That was until he noticed the thing stopped curling up and instead was laying down completely beside him. He thought the thing was sick. Vet told him to kill the thing. Turns out they lay next to you like that when they are sizing you up for a kill
    You fucking liar

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/snake-measure/

  8. #188
    Quote Originally Posted by ryalaman View Post
    I do sleep with my dog though. And she has figured out how to get under the blanket and sleep on the pillow. And it is very cute and we've encouraged it instead of telling her not to.

    Now I sleep on the end of the bed with no pillows or blankets so she can be comfortable.
    As soon as I posted this she took a gnarly diarrhea, maybe I'll get an actual part of the bed today

  9. #189
    ***switch to creamy***

  10. #190
    I've got a pic of the diarrhea if you're interested. It is clear why creamy must be the play

  11. #191
    Quote Originally Posted by ryalaman View Post
    As soon as I posted this she took a gnarly diarrhea, maybe I'll get an actual part of the bed today
    Mako's mom will do this for the right price. On your chest. Ryala, you should post the picture. It'll be like a rorschach test.

  12. #192
    I've been having fucking terrible dreams this week. Stress at work. I've got probably the worse child abuse case I've ever seen.

    I just had a dream that my dad and I went to buy a farm, and the farmer was super nice. We agreed to buy it, but then all the sudden the farmer was gone and his disgruntled relatives were there.

    One of them hit my dad, so I dream walked over to him and choked him out. It was one of those dreams that's super surreal. Like, I choked the dude until he turned into licorice, but that made perfect sense. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is going all deliverance and they put a spell on my dad that makes his eyes fall out.

    So now I'm all, "fuck gotta turn them into licorice, too." Then I pick my dad up, Mako carry him across my back to a truck. While people are exploding into licorice all around me. Ugh.

    Just fucking weird.

  13. #193
    Good morning knight. Thanks for starting my day so wonderfully. Gonna go work through that at the gym now.

  14. #194
    Quote Originally Posted by BeachBumDeac View Post
    def gotta have a flared tail. Without a tail, without a trace.
    tag: let bbd opine on insertions

  15. #195
    Quote Originally Posted by Donkey Deac Doug View Post
    lol TK is a snake charmer.
    your mom is a snake charmer

  16. #196
    I hate I missed the banter. My mom had a hognose snake as a pet when I was a kid. It basically lived in her breast pocket. She taught elementary school in the 80s for 2 years with that thing just curled up sleeping in her pocket. It was awesome, except for the massive snake shit it would take in there about once a month.

  17. #197
    Snakes are awesome pets.

  18. #198
    blue and sd3 are very quiet

  19. #199
    Can it be AM banter time? I get ready for my workout in 5.

  20. #200
    Quote Originally Posted by gouda View Post
    lie to me
    You havenít been coasting on your rep for nearly 2 years now.

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