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Don't get me wrong, I love an everything bagel... But imma go sesame.

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Oh yeah, then you're getting the full-weight of location-based, search result-based, relationship-based ad targeting. Google or Facebook or whatever tracks both of y'alls location and knows you just spent an hour with a friend who recently went took a trip to beautiful Charlotte oh and lookie here you travel a lot congrats you're getting ads to travel to Charlotte since the city is running a new ad campaign. Boom, Facebook brings people closer together now buy some shit.
Who wants to vacation in Charlotte?
 
Who wants to vacation in Charlotte?

I don't get the idea of vacationing in any big American city. Maybe a night or two on the way to someplace else, but a long weekend is generally enough for me in NYC or Boston, and I wouldn't spend any more time than I had to in Dallas.
 
okay, here is my question: if you get one type of bagel (same type for every bakery/grocery store/deli/etc., not picking one shop) for the rest of your life, is anyone not picking everything bagel?

Chocolate chip
 
Kidding. Not sure, though. I think probably plain because I use them for sandwiches.
 
I don't get the idea of vacationing in any big American city. Maybe a night or two on the way to someplace else, but a long weekend is generally enough for me in NYC or Boston, and I wouldn't spend any more time than I had to in Dallas.

major US cities worth at least a long weekend:

NYC
Boston
Philly
DC
Chicago
Miami
New Orleans
LA
San Diego
SF
Portland
Seattle
Denver
Vegas, I guess
 
Now I want a BEC from Benchwarmers in Raleigh. Next level bagels.
 
All the good bagels in the world exist within a 20m radius of Manhattan. Pretty crazy, huh‽
 
okay, here is my question: if you get one type of bagel (same type for every bakery/grocery store/deli/etc., not picking one shop) for the rest of your life, is anyone not picking everything bagel?

don't murder me but

plain
 
okay, here is my question: if you get one type of bagel (same type for every bakery/grocery store/deli/etc., not picking one shop) for the rest of your life, is anyone not picking everything bagel?

the everything bagel is the worst of all the bagels. I don't know which ingredient makes it inedible, however. Salt bagel is the correct answer.
 
Mask mandate lifted yesterday outdoors, passed 100 people on the street, 98 had a mask on. Made me feel like an asshole
 
I always ask for light or no salt on a marg. but if there's Tajin or something instead, bring it all on.
 
Eat bad bagels, form bad bagel opinions!
 
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