dartsndeacs
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The Summer of Palma!
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I was at my friend's house the other day and they'd mentioned that their pug had been "scooting" occasionally. I witnessed it on one occasion and the dog seemed a bit uncomfortable.
I've never really been around dogs, but I knew enough to know that it was likely an anal gland issue, just from hearing other dog owners mention it. I asked why they didn't take it to the vet or groomer, and they said they'd been meaning to get around to it but it's hard to find an appointment and the cost is a bit high for an expression now.
I watched a quick video showing how to fix the issue and it looked really easy, so I asked them if I should see if I can fix it, just real quick. They sort of nervously said "uh, sure, but be careful..."
So I did. I got the dog to be still, tentatively squeezed the little sac next to its bum just like the video showed...
...and immediately got a massive spray of the most vile material imaginable.
It hit me square in the chest, some got into my face, got all into the carpeting. I staggered back gagging as the dog ran off leaking it all over the place. All 3 of us threw up. The smell was so potent that I just felt completely ill and dizzy.
Needless to say they were pretty mad at me, and despite my showers I smell like dog glands...wife isn't speaking to me. But the dog did seem happier!
tl;dr tried to help a dog with scooting, wasn't "careful" enough, got sprayed with gland gunk
What kinda truck? I miss mine often.
F150
Bought it just before my first child was born. Carried him home from the hospital in it. Lots of camping with the family over the years. Many memories tied to that gas guzzling hunk of steel, rubber, and electronics.
Wilson’s mom looks his age. If her friend is nearly as hot, good on him.
It was like an extra $50 a day to drive a Tesla than the regular midsize for my rental next month in CA
Was half tempted but don’t really have an excuse
I'm going to Greensboro in the morning. Hoping to be back in civilization before lunch.
You gonna have any nights free in Silverlake ?