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CT 757: does anyone know a paralegal who enjoys insensitive jokes

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What sheets y’all like? Ours had a big ol rip coming out of the dryer tonight.
 
So fucking good

I was this close to making it my signature. I'm still friends with some Dutch people I met like 25 years ago playing C&C and have ended up meeting a few of em in IRL over the years, sending it to them and seeing if they get it.
 
What sheets y’all like? Ours had a big ol rip coming out of the dryer tonight.
If you like crisp/cool sheets (but still cotton) I got us a couple sets of Casper percale sheets that we love.
 
How much milk do you people consume. I probably have 3 big glasses a day.

If I drank that much milk, my butthole would look like old faithful. Except instead of "faithful," it would just randomly turn into one of those comedy sketches when a firefighter drops a live fire hose.
 
Glass of milk with dinner is some serial killer shit
 
Man I missed a lot of chatting yesterday. I spent 9 straight hours on Teams/Zoom, with only three 15 minute breaks. That was exhausting. FWIW, fuck chic-fil-A and their anti LGBTQ+ stance. I haven't given them a penny of my money in 15 years.
 
boy there's nothing worse than beer and pretzels

what the fuck is wrong with some of you?
 
i can't believe i'm saying this but bring back plama as Threadrunner.

down with the anti-pretzelites
 
so you're going to let your pro-pretzel belief system sway your interaction with others? you're no better than the republicans
 
Someone at work heats her salads in the microwave. That’s some serial killer shit.

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so you're going to let your pro-pretzel belief system sway your interaction with others? you're no better than the republicans

bro, you're by far the weird one here. trying to do minority rule on your outdated and unpopular belief system. seems you're the republican.
 
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