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Do you have facial hair?

Do you have facial hair? (check all that apply)

  • full beard

    Votes: 26 19.7%
  • sideburns (more than 1" long)

    Votes: 7 5.3%
  • goatee

    Votes: 15 11.4%
  • mustache

    Votes: 6 4.5%
  • soul patch

    Votes: 2 1.5%
  • regular stubble - I don't shave for 3 or 4 days

    Votes: 45 34.1%
  • I'm clean shaven on a regular basis

    Votes: 46 34.8%
  • I'm a chick

    Votes: 5 3.8%

  • Total voters
    132
We should do a boards Octobeard contest. See who can grow the sweetest facial hair in 30 days. We could have categories. Best full beard, best 'stache, most inventive, etc.

that's the only time i ever grew one, back in 2008. sort of curious what 3 years of aging would do for it.

even though i know i'll never be a tommy hanson...

Tommy-Hansons-pube-beard.jpg
 
I didn't vote as I am clean shaven now, as I am in the late spring and summer/early fall. Usually around October I start growing in the beard and rock that for the winter. It's not a great beard though, but it does give my fatass head a jawline for a few months.
 
I was in a moustache contest once upon a time. Everybody had one month to cultivate one from a clean shaven start. Winner judged by our boss. He decided to give undue weight to creep factor instead of awesome sweetness so I didn't win.
 
I don't know how you guys can skip days and still look presentable at work. I shave on weekdays. If I were to grow facial hair, I would go with the fu manchu.
 
I don't know how you guys can skip days and still look presentable at work. I shave on weekdays. If I were to grow facial hair, I would go with the fu manchu.

It depends, I mean, I wear khakis and a polo shirt to work, jeans on fridays (I could wear any day and no one would say anything, but I guess it's just kind of an unwritten rule I follow so I don't). I have full, dark facial hair but it doesn't really look bad after 36 hours of not shaving. If I worked in an office that was suit and tie I may shave everyday, but even then I think I could get away with every other day just because when your facial hair grows evenly it's hard to tell the difference between 12 hours and 36 hours post shave.
 
I was in a moustache contest once upon a time. Everybody had one month to cultivate one from a clean shaven start. Winner judged by our boss. He decided to give undue weight to creep factor instead of awesome sweetness so I didn't win.

That's awesome. Must be a fun place to work.

The only time I had a full beard was in my early 20's. Didn't shave or cut my hair for 3 months. Looked like a combination of Chris Barron of the Spin Doctors (this was the early 90s) and an Amish dude.
 
I was in a moustache contest once upon a time. Everybody had one month to cultivate one from a clean shaven start. Winner judged by our boss. He decided to give undue weight to creep factor instead of awesome sweetness so I didn't win.

Lol, that reminds me of in high school all the male teachers having the same contest leading up to school picture day. The yearbook looked like we had a bunch of child molesters as teachers
 
Full beard for the better part of the last decade. I've shaved it completely off for Masters week since I started that gig every April, but otherwise it's here. Generally do the neckline every 2 or 3 days, and trim the actual beard probably once a month. Currently it's been about a month & a half since I've trimmed it; I'm thinking of letting it go for a while. It certainly didn't help with the heat on the golf course in Ocean Isle last week though.
 
Started rocking the beard last fall during my cross-country drive, mostly because of laziness, but I kept it so that I would look older than my students. I shaved it off for Easter and I started getting the "are you a student here? what's your major?" questions again, so it's back, at least until my next show.
 
This was the first poll in a long time that Doofus/Numbers would be valid and it wasn't an option. That's a definite negrep
 
 
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