At work- people who ask for help before trying to help themselves.
People who ask for help, but don't have time for me to help them. What the hell? Did you expect me to wave a magic wand over your piece of shit computer you dropped?
On the road - People who ride your ass in the fast lane when you're already doing 10 over. I know you're in a hurry to drive straight into a bridge abutment, but I'm going fast enough as it is.
Playing basketball - fidgety douche bags who just scratch and hand check the fuck out of you, instead of playing real defense. Learn how to play basketball and take some damn Ritalin.
Women - Why can't some women just admit to themselves that they have too much hair on their upper lip? Wax your fucking mustache Burt Reynolds. Pretending it's not there won't make it go away. You know it's there, because you spend 45 minutes a day in front of the mirror.
Life - Bank and Post Office hours. The only time these places are open, is when most people are at work. What the fuck is the point?