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What are you listening to right now?

birdman said:
Yeah, my bad, she's not an asshole, but she's also not a poet. My apologies to Jewel and all her fans.
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Not accepted, Avesmale. How dare you:

I hear the clock, it's six A.M
I feel so far from where I've been
I got my eggs, I got my pancakes too
I got my maple syrup, everything but you

I break the yolks and make a smiley face
I kinda like it in my brand new place
Wipe the spots off of the mirror
Don't leave my keys in the door
I never put wet towels on the floor anymore
 
I can't quit this Kate Bush kick I've been on recently.

 
mako1331 said:
Birdman, how large are your hands?
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I actually have freakishly large hands with orangutan thumbs. Quarter included for size reference.


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I assume that's your right hand and I'm not understanding the weird angle. Kind of freaking me out a little. I'm also worried about your circulation.
 
Shooshmoo said:
I assume that's your right hand and I'm not understanding the weird angle. Kind of freaking me out a little. I'm also worried about your circulation.
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Weird lighting and weird angle. My phone was stuck in portrait but I was taking it as a landscape.
 
If I had birdman’s hands I’d feel even more inadequate every time I jerked off.
 
Bruh, Google images is telling me that's an original image. What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
mako1331 said:
If I had birdman’s hands I’d feel even more inadequate every time I jerked off.
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If the "big hands/feet" ratio can be believed, Birdman is sporting a fucking Miller tallboy downstairs.

How the fuck does your mom cope with that?
 
Going hard into the new Billy Strings album today since I decided to pick up tickets to his show tonight - opening night of a 4 night run in Denver.
 
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