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The Official "Ohhh Florida" Thread

St. Petersburg Tribune

Gator attacks Pinellas Park man fleeing traffic stop

Published: May 9, 2013
A 20-year-old driver was able to elude Pinellas County deputies at a traffic stop, but then was bitten by an alligator early Thursday.

Deputies pulled over a vehicle that was not staying in a lane about 2:47 a.m. Thursday. Bryan Zuniga, 20, stopped the vehicle, but then jumped out of the passenger side door.

Zuniga kicked a hole in a vinyl fence so he could escape, deputies said, near the 7100 block of 78th Avenue N.

He was found hours later at a hospital being treated for multiple puncture wounds to his face, arm and armpit, police said. He told deputies he was attacked by an alligator near a water treatment plant between Westchester Boulevard and 71st Street N. in unincorporated St. Petersburg.

He was released from the hospital and transported to the Pinellas County Jail without further incident.

Zuniga, of 8481 54th St. N. in Pinellas Park, faces charges of breaking or injuring fences, fleeing and eluding a police officer, driving while his driver's license was suspended/revoked, and resisting an officer without violence.

He was being held on $6,300 bond.

The investigation continues.

Hah - just read that article a few minutes ago. Is it safe to say that Darwinism takes place at a greater frequency in FL than any other state?
 
Florida produces the successor to Amy as biggest Internet bitch:

 
And then there is this guy. . .


Rick Myers, Florida Man, Arrested Picking Mushrooms In State Forest With Alligator In His Backpack

Jun 12, 2013

Only in Florida!

Wildlife officials arrested five men in the Little Econ State Forest in Seminole County Sunday after an officer found them with magic mushrooms, marijuana and an alligator in a backpack, according to Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Joy Hill.

Hill said the group was stopped for picking hallucinogenic psilocybin mushrooms, which grow naturally in the forest. But during a search, an officer discovered a 2-foot alligator wrapped in a bandana and stuffed into the backpack of 30-year-old Titusville resident Rick Myers.

Myers was charged with felony drug possession, misdemeanor removal of plant life, possession of an alligator, and an unrelated probation violation. Also arrested on drug charges were Tyler Salzman, 20, Gregory Sansota, 22, Jacob Russell, 20, and an unnamed juvenile, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

"They knew what they were picking," said Hill, who also warned that because of bacteria in their mouths, even the bite of a small alligator can be fatal to humans.

The alligator was removed, "revived a little bit," and released unharmed into a nearby canal, Hill said. Myers told officers he intended to take photos of it before letting it go.

But at least no one was naked? Last month 35 first responders were sent to rescue a Colorado University-Boulder student who got too high on mushrooms during a hiking trip, stripped off her clothes, and wound up in handcuffs.

http://http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3428110
 
lol

i defs did that in hs. we used to go camp and drink the first night, and then we'd wake up early and go pick all morning.
 
possession of an alligator is a sweet charge
 
Florida produces the successor to Amy as biggest Internet bitch:



Fair amount to wade through, but that Dunkin Donuts rant chick is a mess. At least the Maryland cunt punt chick had some perverse charm. The Dunkin Donuts employees were extremely polite and she still gave them massive shit. No wonder someone allegedly "peed in her fries". Indiana and Kentucky just bitch slapped New Jersey. How often do the poor unfortunate souls who are her Facebook friends get rants like that? For someone who allegedly works in marketing, she doesn't know much about the value of positive PR.
 
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=702_1371134944

Funny shit.

Cinderella And The Fat Ass Clerk

A Fort Pierce woman is being held in the Martin County jail today after she allegedly admitted that she is the woman who lost her sandals after robbing a Chevron gas station in Atlantis earlier this week.

Heather Kelly, 25, faces a charge of robbery after she was seen on video surveillance early Monday morning crawling through a counter window at the gas station and then removing large bills from the cash register. The surveillance video shows the woman losing her shoes while engaging in a scuffle with the gas station clerk.

A Florida Highway Patrol trooper arrested Kelly on Tuesday. She was driving north on Interstate 95 in the Palm City area when the trooper stopped her for speeding, according to a detective with Atlantis Police.

The trooper arrested her on an outstanding warrant in another county in Florida. Details regarding that warrant were not immediately available.

Kelly then allegedly admitted to a detective with Atlantis Police that she was the woman who robbed the Chevron station.
 
It's also something you can find on Google and the search results make it very clear what Chevron is.
 
I really hope Karma catches up with her deservedly. And by karma I mean I hope there's some serious Internet justice (probably already has been I'm just too lazy to look it up).

ETA: directed to the raging Dunkin' attention whore
 
It's also something you can find on Google and the search results make it very clear what Chevron is.

Thanks. I haven't seen one in 15 years and was kidding.
 
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