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The Official "Ohhh Florida" Thread

Animals getting into the Florida act of eating junk food for dinner and playing with trash.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/09/deer-stuck-in-doritos-bag-florida-keys_n_3412841.html
 
Fair amount to wade through, but that Dunkin Donuts rant chick is a mess. At least the Maryland cunt punt chick had some perverse charm. The Dunkin Donuts employees were extremely polite and she still gave them massive shit. No wonder someone allegedly "peed in her fries". Indiana and Kentucky just bitch slapped New Jersey. How often do the poor unfortunate souls who are her Facebook friends get rants like that? For someone who allegedly works in marketing, she doesn't know much about the value of positive PR.

That dude in line should have smacked the phone out of her hand.
 
the best part is that he got out to pee in a cow pasture on their "first date." nice outfit too:

All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver’s license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.
 
Step it up FL, CA is emerging as a young challenger.

"According to police, what began as a verbal fight between family members at some point became physical. Based on interviews, the sheriff's office alleged that the 27-year-old son stabbed his father multiple times with scissors.Then, the sheriff's office said a press release, Jason Dunn mutilated himself by using a radial-arm saw to sever his hands.

Neighbors heard the altercation, as did an unnamed witness who contacted authorities, according to Gardner.

Gary Rinehart told CNN affiliate KRCR that he saw both men being wheeled from the scene into separate ambulances. The first, the son, had "a lot of blood at the end of his arms, like his hands weren't there." The second, the father, had "blood in the upper area."

"This is definitely the craziest thing that's ever happened on this street," Rinehart said."

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/18/us/california-stabbing-mutilation/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

What has happened on the next block over?
 
Ohhh Tampa

http://www.amazon.com/Tampa-Alissa-Nutting/dp/0062280546

In Alissa Nutting’s novel Tampa, Celeste Price, a smoldering 26-year-old middle-school teacher in Florida, unrepentantly recounts her elaborate and sociopathically determined seduction of a 14-year-old student.

Celeste has chosen and lured the charmingly modest Jack Patrick into her web. Jack is enthralled and in awe of his eighth-grade teacher, and, most importantly, willing to accept Celeste’s terms for a secret relationship—car rides after dark, rendezvous at Jack’s house while his single father works the late shift, and body-slamming erotic encounters in Celeste’s empty classroom. In slaking her sexual thirst, Celeste Price is remorseless and deviously free of hesitation, a monstress of pure motivation. She deceives everyone, is close to no one, and cares little for anything but her pleasure.
 
pretty dope book he authored:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1608624676/ref=cm_cr_thx_view

How I Saved Someone's Life and Marriage and Family Problems Thru Communication

The author discusses how James and his family saved Grandma Maria's life thru communication and how he saved his marriage after getting divorced and remarried to the same person. The author describes how James found peace and made peace after three years with his parents and changed his whole world around. The author tells how James' actions resulted from effective communication. The author provides marriage counseling tips and emphasizes the importance of communication with family members. The author discusses how life is surrounded by communication and how vitally important it is - you can't survive the world without it. This book is a great book to learn how to make your marriage and relationship with others better by understanding the meaning of life and the purpose of living and being there for loved ones. The central point is how communication made James' world turn around into a world better than he ever expected. The author talks about the true meaning of love, marriage, peace and happiness. The author also helps the reader understand our purpose in life and our purpose of living in this world. The author tells a story, but after the story he starts to discuss marriage, family failures, and gives solutions and helpful steps and tips on how to make your relationships better. This book is not just a story, it's also about methods and ways to make your marriage a happier marriage and improve your relationship with loved ones. The author also discusses the importance of communication in many aspects of society.
 
Clear cut self-defense right there. Came clean on Facebook too.
 
Nah. He's fine. He said she punched him so he killed her. This is Florida. That's legit.

What I don't get is how a picture of a dead woman lasted 5 hours on Facebook.
 
Nah. He's fine. He said she punched him so he killed her. This is Florida. That's legit.

What I don't get is how a picture of a dead woman lasted 5 hours on Facebook.

ehh depends if he's hispanic or white-hispanic
 
Haha. That wasn't the 2nd most amazing thing that blew my mind about this case aside from the (I guess) fact that white people don't wear hooded jackets when it rains. White Hispanic isn't some crazy thing that just got invented. It was in the 2000 census. Anybody who follows baseball knows there are white Hispanics like A-Rod and black Hispanics like a ton of guys.
 
Haha. That wasn't the 2nd most amazing thing that blew my mind about this case aside from the (I guess) fact that white people don't wear hooded jackets when it rains. White Hispanic isn't some crazy thing that just got invented. It was in the 2000 census. Anybody who follows baseball knows there are white Hispanics like A-Rod and black Hispanics like a ton of guys.

A-Rod is more of an orange color.

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