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The Official "Ohhh Florida" Thread

We need the gif of the guy winning the wing-eating contest, then getting pantsed, the punching his opponent. That was in FL.
 
"So the late Norman Oosterbroek, 43, who was a bodyguard for the likes of Rihanna, Lady Gaga, and Jay-Z, recently broke into a neighbor’s house in Miami. He was naked and started beating up the homeowner, and when the cops arrived and tazed him, he ended up having a fatal heart attack from the combination of drugs and high voltage (a not entirely uncommon occurrence, unfortunately).

Read more: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/09/lady-gaga-bodyguard-tazed-to-death-naked-fight#ixzz2eRFFNfoQ
 
"So the late Norman Oosterbroek, 43, who was a bodyguard for the likes of Rihanna, Lady Gaga, and Jay-Z, recently broke into a neighbor’s house in Miami. He was naked and started beating up the homeowner, and when the cops arrived and tazed him, he ended up having a fatal heart attack from the combination of drugs and high voltage (a not entirely uncommon occurrence, unfortunately).

Read more: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/09/lady-gaga-bodyguard-tazed-to-death-naked-fight#ixzz2eRFFNfoQ


Wait a minute, they are claiming this dude is (was) 43 years old? He looks at least 65.

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Florida is a trainwreck. Every single day there is something that could contribute to this thread in the local news. Yesterday they found WWII bombs in an abandoned trailer in a field. The public defender is in trouble because he hired two girls that worked in a nightclub and then fired them after his wife threatened one of them. Apparently he invited one of them to join him in the shower in his office... which he used public money to have installed.
 
Florida is a trainwreck. Every single day there is something that could contribute to this thread in the local news. Yesterday they found WWII bombs in an abandoned trailer in a field. The public defender is in trouble because he hired two girls that worked in a nightclub and then fired them after his wife threatened one of them. Apparently he invited one of them to join him in the shower in his office... which he used public money to have installed.

Not to derail, but where in a public defender's budget is money for a shower?
 
Whatever. We have a festivus pole made from PBR cans in our statehouse right now.
 
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