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Trailers for Movies You Want to See

So no Natalie Portman in a diaper?
 
I can't tell if you want to see Natalie Portman in a diaper or don't want to see Natalie Portman in a diaper.

Personally, I can't decide.
 
TheTwinAndreBen said:
Ok we will assume for the purposes of your argument that Legion is not terrible, but still, even if I was rly anticipating the studio debut of an auteur I rly liked, I'm not sure the diaper lady astronaut story is the vehicle I would be psyched he chose.
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Shoo beat me to it but so many words in this hot take and you shorten really. Twice. Ok.
 
Shooshmoo said:
It's not a biopic. It's just loosely based on the diaper lady story.

I came to this thread expecting another bad take from you, and got two "rly"s as a cherry on top.
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deaconson said:
Shoo beat me to it but so many words in this hot take and you shorten really. Twice. Ok.
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Let's see, should I change my posting style so that I sound more palatable to two old, washed corndoggs who think 'A Cabin in the Woods' is better than 'On the Waterfront' or no?

Tough call.

Also, there is a scene in the trailer where Portman is clearly in the minivan and pulled over by a cop, so clearly the crazy diaper drive is part of the movie. If we dont get DiaperNattie, what even is the point?
 
When I first got out of lawschool, the receptionist at my first gig was fired 2 weeks after I started for mysterious reasons. I finally got one of the paralegals to spill the beans that she was moonlighting for a diaper porn website. Sadly, I didnt get her # b4 she left. True story.
 
TheTwinAndreBen said:
When I first got out of lawschool, the receptionist at my first gig was fired 2 weeks after I started for mysterious reasons. I finally got one of the paralegals to spill the beans that she was moonlighting for a diaper porn website. Sadly, I didnt get her # b4 she left. True story.
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I'd be equally concerned about who found her on said website
 
TheTwinAndreBen said:
Let's see, should I change my posting style so that I sound more palatable to two old, washed corndoggs who think 'A Cabin in the Woods' is better than 'On the Waterfront' or no?

Tough call.

Also, there is a scene in the trailer where Portman is clearly in the minivan and pulled over by a cop, so clearly the crazy diaper drive is part of the movie. If we dont get DiaperNattie, what even is the point?
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Palatable? Don't change your posting style for me. I guess I might be an "old (43), washed corndogg" <ooh wait. You added one g for each of us. Huzzah!>

srsly tho you are working a little hard to be hip and cool with that one, specific, abbreviation. Stick with the hot takes though. Endlessly entertaining.
 


Kevin Sorbo fights Antifa. On motorcycles. And Jesus wants to protect your 2nd Amendment rights. Fuck me, but I need to find one of the select theaters that is showing this film.
 
I didn't see it in that trailer, so I have to wonder who is playing the spittle spewing college professor maniacally insisting there is no God and that global warming is going to kill us all. A trope common in all of Sorbo's Jeebus movies now.
 
Still holding out hope for Malick. Tree of Life was excellent, To the Wonder was so meh I had forgotten it existed, and Knight of Cups was barely a movie. I never saw Song to Song.

 
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