If the 1st debate only has 10 entrants, how do the others stay relevant or are they basically out of the race for all intensive purposes? Which of the morons make the top 10?
I would love to see someone rip Trump depart in a debate. I doubt Trump makes the top 10, but it would be high comedy to see him fed to the wolves. I say we have two debates. One for the serious candidates, and one for the fame seekers.
1st Debate (actual candidates):
- Jeb Bush (I just vomited in my mouth a little bit)
- Marco Rubio (interesting to see how he holds his own in the limelight)
- Scott Walker (meh)
- Rand Paul (VERY intrigued...hope he really shines in the debates)
- Chris Christie (donut eating and campaign killing contest post debate, you broke my heart Christie)
- John Kasich (know the least about him, but he seems like a serious candidate)
- John Huntsman (Baby come back! You can blame it all on me, I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!)
- Ted Cruz (i reluctantly think he is actually trying to win and not merely self promote)
2nd Debate (self promoters):
- Ben Carson (like the guy, but he has to know he can't possibly win)
- Mike Huckabee (I like little girls and I cannot lie)
- Rick Perry (ooops!)
- Carly Fiorina (Hillary hasn't accomplished anything of importance in her entire career, unlike meee.....errr......oops!)
- Donald Trump (likely to attempt to fire the moderator)
- Sarah Palin (you betcha!...our favorite little idiot is back on the main stage. No questions regarding reading habits please)
- Bobby Jindal (who is this guy again? From a key republican mouthpiece to obscurity in less than 4 years)
- Rick Santorum (don't ever do a google image search on this guy)
- Arnold Swarzenegger (maybe he can get the rules changed so he can run)
Both of those debates would actually be really fun to watch.