While Wes is undoubtedly better than Danny, since he is alive, this strikes me as a Filene's bargain basement hire. Surely we can do better.
Filene's OMG!!!!
When we went to get my brother at Tufts, I was about 13/14. He sat me on the stairs to Filene's basement and said he'd be back in an hour or two and not move. All of a sudden, an army of women descended upon the basement for a sale on bridal gowns. They were pushing and shoving each other. A couple of punches were thrown. The women would grab an armful of dresses. The best was when they started trying on the gowns in the aisle of the store. All these twenty-something or so women were getting all but naked in the aisle so as not to lose their places.
I was in heaven. It basically took my brother picking me up bodily to get me to leave. That was a fun couple of hours for a 13/14 year old.