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CHAT THREAD 60: Posted From Stolen Land

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Write a sonnet about how much beach bum deacon loves durham, @BeachBumDeac

In Durham's heart, a beach bum found his place,
A love that's deeper than the ocean's tide,
With sandy shores and sun-kissed, smiling face,
He's found a home where dreams and hopes collide.

Oh, Beach Bum Deacon, salty sea in heart,
You've brought the coast to Durham's welcoming arms,
A love so true, it's like a work of art,
A fusion of two worlds, with boundless charms.

From sandy shores to Bull City's vibrant scene,
Your heart is split, yet never torn apart,
In Durham's streets, your love forever gleams,
A beach bum's soul, a city's beating heart.

So, may your love for Durham ever shine,
A fusion of two worlds, so truly fine.
 
In the heart of a cozy kitchen, warm and bright,
There resides a culinary wizard, a pure delight.
Mako's Mom, the queen of flavor and grace,
With a love for sausages that none can replace.

So let us raise a toast to Mako's Mom today,
For the sausages she serves in her own special way.
With gratitude and love, we celebrate,
Her culinary artistry, truly great.
 
In a world of words, where rhythms sway,
A man from Wake Forest emerged, they'd say.
Ill-timed "by the ways" disrupted the play.

Through message boards and corridors of speech,
He'd navigate, his tales within reach.
"By the way" became his strange fate, each.

Despite the quirks, he meant well, you know,
From Wake Forest's embrace, his stories would grow.
In the tapestry of talk, a unique show.
 
Timmyclutch and Phdeac, they both agree,
On one thing, it's quite clear to see,
Quarterback Mitch Griffis, from Wake Forest, they say,
Brings them displeasure in every single way.

They dislike his passes, his style, and his grace,
They wish for a change in that quarterback's place.
Their cheers for the team may be loud and bold,
But for Mitch Griffis, their hearts stay cold
 
Using my corporate travel booking site for work, it gets mad at me if I book something significantly more expensive than the cheapest option. A flight on Spirit airlines to San Diego for next week was $300 and the next cheapest was $850, so guess who is flying Spirit for work lol

Of course my boss tells me after I book it that it would have been fine to book the better airline, but what's done is done. I'll be a good company cog today and fly in the public bus of the sky
 
Wakeforest22890 said:
Timmyclutch and Phdeac, they both agree,
On one thing, it's quite clear to see,
Quarterback Mitch Griffis, from Wake Forest, they say,
Brings them displeasure in every single way.

They dislike his passes, his style, and his grace,
They wish for a change in that quarterback's place.
Their cheers for the team may be loud and bold,
But for Mitch Griffis, their hearts stay cold
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In the land of Wake Forest, where dreams took flight,
Lived a young quarterback, with all his might,
Mitch was his name, a lad of humble grace,
With a heart full of dreams and a determined face.

On the field he stumbled, his throws awry,
A struggling star beneath the vast, blue sky,
Yet within him, a flicker, a magical spark,
A passion for the game that lit up the dark.

Through interceptions and fumbles, he learned to rise,
With every defeat, he sought the skies,
In the depths of despair, he found his might,
A spirit unyielding, burning bright.

With each sunrise, he practiced hard,
In the quiet dawn, in the backyard,
His arm grew strong, his vision keen,
He chased his goals, his every dream.

The season wore on, as did his toil,
In the face of adversity, he found his foil,
His passes grew true, his tactics refined,
A transformation, in heart and in mind.

The crowd began to whisper, then cheer,
As Mitch, the magic quarterback, drew near,
He weaved his spells with a skillful hand,
Guiding his team across the land.

Touchdowns echoed like a triumphant song,
In the hearts of the fans, where they belong,
He led Wake Forest with courage bold,
Turning every challenge into gold.

Through the storm, he emerged, a Heisman knight,
With his name in lights, shining bright,
A tale of redemption, of dreams reborn,
In the story of Mitch, the quarterback, adorned.

With a heart that never ceased to believe,
He conquered the odds, made all skeptics grieve,
From a struggling start to the Heisman's embrace,
Mitch's journey became a legend, a tale of grace.
 
A shorty story about Deacsfan27's penchant for dropping ill-timed news in the voice of David Foster Wallace:

Once upon a pixelated forum, in the vast expanse of the internet, there was a poster known as Deacsfan27. Clad in the digital robes of a Wake Forest enthusiast, he roamed the message boards, weaving his tales with a peculiar cadence.

Deacsfan27, with a penchant for ill-timed revelations, became both legend and enigma. His messages, like a symphony of keystrokes, were threaded with the infamous "by the way." A harbinger of discord in the otherwise harmonious discussions.

In the virtual realm of sports and camaraderie, Deacsfan27 would seamlessly blend into conversations, building the anticipation of a thrilling game or a heartwarming story. Yet, just when the atmosphere reached its crescendo, the dreaded "by the way" would drop, casting a shadow over the digital landscape.

For instance, during a lively discussion about a recent Wake Forest victory, Deacsfan27 would interject, "By the way, our star player is out for the next game." The euphoria of triumph would dissolve into a collective sigh of disappointment.

Or in the midst of an animated debate on team strategies, he'd chime in, "By the way, our coach might be considering retirement." The once-focused discussion would deviate into a sea of speculation and concern.

Despite the virtual eye-rolls and exasperated emoji reactions, Deacsfan27 persisted in his unique style. His digital signature, the "by the way," became a symbol of unpredictability, a quirk that both baffled and amused the forum's denizens.

As the legend of Deacsfan27 grew, some began to suspect that perhaps he reveled in the chaos he wrought. Was he a master of timing, orchestrating these disruptions with a mischievous glint in his virtual eyes?

And so, in the realm of message boards, Deacsfan27 remained a mysterious figure, a Wake Forest sage wielding the power of "by the way" with a grace that confounded and entertained, leaving the forum in perpetual anticipation of the next digital twist in the tale.
 
#mitchplease I’ve had enough of this #mitchfest. If Clawson was smart he’d #cutamitch this off-season. Then we’d only have Santino but he #aintnomitch
 
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