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It's a sack issue, not a ball issue.

Mine have been bobbing in the water since my 20s.

Masturbating.

So he'll commit around 5 PM?

Hello!

Says who? I'll crack a beer for breakfast if the event warrants.

I guess. When I was in high school, I was ready to just get it over with so, I think 8 AM is perfect.

Fuck no.

No, 35 or so more to go

Yeah, god forbid! Also told my wife "it's hard to get your dad motivated". Is your grandchild graduating high school not motivating enough? And again, wonders why they don't have a close relationship with our kids.

Well, this is the adult way to handle it, obviously.

My MiL has now complained for a third time to my wife about our daughter's graduation time at the LJVM. "8 AM is too early, we usually sleep in until 9 and we don't get around to well". They live fucking 10/15 minutes away from the Joel and are making excuses, but they'll drive 3 fucking hours...

Or some shitty senior care facility.

Send her an advertisement for death planning services?

Because he wants to come cook at Wake for 1 year?

Kaspar is the euro dude?

Lock it up, Forbes!

HOLY SHIT! I thought it was maybe her but damn. That is not a good look.

Man, I always wanted to look like Slider in Top Gun. ICONIC!

Who is "this woman"?