cville deac
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I guess 4 is 2 doubled. Double is usually good.
I can't even believe that this is real. The conference road scores as well - it is like a made up Bad News Bears episode, just the basketball version. It's cartoon numbers.......
I bet no coach has ever in the history of the college game been hired after a 3 year 1-23 road conference record. Why does Wake insist on being different?
I really think that at least 20 fraternity guys that I went to school with would be a better coach and have a better winning percentage than Buzz right now. I'll bet we could comb the WFU intramural leagues at present and have a better option for coaching our team.
Can Kahill and Swain stop giving out the ties to callers on the Coach's show and start giving them to Buzz? Or maybe we could pre-record a question where the winning caller donates his tie to Buzz?
Fun fact: when we set up the 'distance shot' of us in this clip with WXII; I made sure the cameraman was standing in front of Ron Wellman (who was seated in the 2nd row directly across from us). That was not a happy looking man.
Hell my coaching experience has been limited to the Scarsdale rec league, where I had the pleasure of coaching third through eighth graders, though to be fair I did go undefeated 4 times in 10 years and only lost 7 games overall. I coached those kids up, I tell you.
So, the point is that I'm pretty sure I would be a better coach than bzzz. Moreover, I can stand in front of a microphone, smile, and not seem like a complete douche. Mostly a douche, sure, but not a complete douche. That alone would be an improvement.
Based on all that, and the fact that I've never gone 1-23 against the conference competition, I should have appeared on the search list for a new coach well before bzzz appeared. I'm surprised I wasn't contacted. Keeping my fingers crossed for next the next coach search though.
Wouldn't be so bad if his home record wasn't equally crappy.