Chat Thread 73: Gettin more butt than ashtrays

[Cate Blanchett]

We do need to bust out the celebrity avatars for the duels. Bronson Pinchot versus Bridget Fonda. Mario Von Peeble versus Cate Blanchett. Dong Dong versus Anne Ramsey.

fuck Mario Von Peebles. In the words of Wu-Tang, I'll sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

We do need to bust out the celebrity avatars for the duels. Bronson Pinchot versus Bridget Fonda. Mario Von Peeble versus Cate Blanchett. Dong Dong versus Anne Ramsey.

Aren't all those Moonz parodies?

 

[Deacfreak07]

I'd duel Say Hey. If you wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best, brother. We could square off in an inappropriate advances toward OGBroads on behalf of single BROS on the boards. I would probably send him packing after an epic match. I would tearfully apologize repeatedly after we hugged it out on the ring. Huge pop from the crowd as they knew they had just witnessed something special. The OGBroads would be left stunned, knowing their panties could never be unmoistened.

Best real life example is Michaels v. Flair.

 

[CarlWeathers]

Hello and I had an enlightening iChat last night. Bottom line, he's never going to give a cat an electric blanket.

 

[Caturday]

Damn, I ran into one of my neighbors today and he had 10 trees fall from his property on to his neighbor's yard. He got an estimate from a tree removal company for $100k to remove the trees and repair the damage. Insurance won't help and he had a tree fall and smash his 7 series and S550.

 

[Deacfreak07]

If not Say Hey, I would obliterate GreyWolf4Ever. Eff that guy.

 

[CarlWeathers]

Damn. I am not using my assets to my advantage. I should be exchanging tons of emails with a general.

 

[Jacques Chirac]

Whoever assigned me this guy was high as fuck when they did it

But I got the food down pat

 

[CarlWeathers]

The chat thread is missing that Italian politician who had all the orgies - Burlesconi?

 

[Deacfreak07]

The chat thread is missing that Italian politician who had all the orgies - Burlesconi?

#ManifestBatSignal

 

[Cate Blanchett]

and this guy

 

[Deacfreak07]

Jeff Probst would have made a good one.

 

[DeaconBrews]

Hello and I had an enlightening iChat last night. Bottom line, he's never going to give a cat an electric blanket.

True story.

 

[Deacfreak07]

True story.

That's some next level shit.

 

[awakeandready]

I'd fight dv7 OF COURSE.

 

[wakephan09]

Post slower guys, I don't have time to catch up!

 

[DeaconBrews]

I tweeted an aphorism about how some people are just plain cray and the only response I got was a "favorite" from someone who is crazy. I'm not sure what that means but I find it amusing.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Running this time of year blows hard.

 

[DeaconBrews]

What if there was an alternate universe where Showgirls was that world's Citizen Kane?

 

[TownieDeac]

Running this time of year blows hard.

Yea I just basically quit and started swimming instead.