Deacfreak07
Ain't played nobody, PAWL!
alright, i'm seeing him tonight at kickball and then maybe again this weekend at a pool party.
all-knowing chat thread: tell me what i should do and i will do it.
At kickball, take a drink in a solo cup. Stick 1-2 fingers into the drink and hold them there without moving them for at least 10 minutes. Try to maintain eye contact for the entire time as well. Maybe occasionally darting glances from his eyes to the cup to his peen and/or your wajeej and back again. It's imperative that your don't move your head or any other part of your body during this, just move your eyes.
At the pool party you need to float motionless in the water for as long as possible while making prolonged, direct, piercing eye contact. It's really important that you just stay motionless in the water during this entire process. A solid 20-30 minutes of that, and he should understand that you two are after the same thing.