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Chat Thread XXXIX - Furrrr sure

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My name doesn't have a male/female version. Just spelling, potentially. My name is spelled the "guys" way, though. But no, I've never hooked up with someone with the same name. I've never met a guy my age with this name.
 
Yeah I'd say we'll definitely be getting out there more often.
 
AnonymousDeac said:
Tried this out last night.

At bar next to the cute girl, and she orders a gin and tonic. I give her a straight look and just say, "They say that ladies who drink gin and tonic have 10% more sex than the average woman." She responds with, "they do, do they?" I give a raised eyebrow and walk away.

Saw her about a half hour later and went up to her asking, "Are they right?" She laughed and made a joke about never being good at math. Things went well from there. Got back home early this morning to catch the 5th set of the aussie open.
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Nice work. Confidence + good looks = winning. I like how the 'sex indicator object' was circumstantial/momentary (gin and tonic) rather than fixed (leopard shoes). "People with North Face jackets have more sex" would come off as stalker-ish.
 
Just eat your nachos, drink your beer scoop yourself some ice cream and marry someone slightly less attractive but with more money and its still a win.
 
The only time I really crave Chick Fil A is Sunday. #bastards.
 
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