Whilst on a first date with the hottest chick I’ve ever dated ended up at the Roosevelt hotel in Hollywood that has a 2 lane bowling alley in it, and all the way down the lane there were lounge chairs. Got our drink and walked down and sat at the first one available and looked across and said to my date “I think that’s the dude from Twilight” and she’s like “ya sure?” And I say “yeah, and that’s the chick from twilight”
This was a short while after she got caught cheating on him with her director and they hadn’t been seen out since.
I texted my friend who was gonna meet up with us that they should come by, guess who’s next to us, and she responded back to take a picture but I didn’t look at my phone again.
Apparently at that time it was the height of their popularity and millions of people were interested in whether they’d get back together.
A certain prolific female poster posts on a board involving celebrity gossip and mentioned my story. Someone else on said board found an Instagram photo where someone bowling was hashtaggiing #roosevelthotel #twilightcouplehere #noyoucantbowlwithushaha
And this became independent confirmation of the meeting. Again, these people have not been seen in public together, and a photograph supposedly woulda been worth about $50k
This news then proceeded to on thousands of twilight fan tumblers and blogs. I received a PM on here “hey...... just so you know..... your little story is going viral”
Twilight fans are split into 3 groups. The Robsians who like him and hate her. The Krisbians who like her but hate him. Then the other group that wants to see them together. These groups were in constant battles on the internet and my news was devastating to the Robsians and the Krisbians. I spent about 2 days at work being fascisinated by people’s reactions. Then I spent the new few days trolling fake news about what I saw that night as I was now a trusted news source. One can still probably google twilight couple Roosevelt hotel.