My bisexual platonic friend's super hot Brazilian yoga teacher friend just friend requested me on thefacebook.com, but she's practically married to some surfer hunk it looks like. Dang.
Ugh wife and birdie tested positive for the flu today.
Did you get that from /r/GroupMasturbation biff? (Wondering if that's a sub)
any pics with an ugly couch?
#whatsthedealwithcookevilletnamirite?