ImTheCaptain
I disagree with you
they're going to go to an all-girls school while we're there. i hope the porn the girls dig up is more female-friendly, unless you're into that sort of thing
Recovery was rough honestly. The only other surgery I’ve had as an adult was testicle removal (I lost a bet) and this was harder. The worst part was that my wife decided I should not have caffeine and this was the week I learned that I have a physical addiction to caffeine. Thought I was having a stroke or something on day two post surgery and then I made my self a coffee and was 1000x better within 15 minutes. The other tough part was the packing material stays in a week and it’s hard to breathe. I sat in a recliner for 7 days and binged Band of Brothers so recovery had its high point too.How was the recovery from this?
I got all the way to scheduling this surgery a few years ago and then chickened out because I wasn't sure the juice was worth the squeeze (RIP OJ).
@Donkey Deac DougI have to do some expensive stool test for extended GI issues that no one can properly diagnose. But I guess you can't just shit in the bowl because it will get diluted? So I have to shit in this literal paper hot dog tray that came with the kit??! Do I let said hot dog tray float like a shit-boat in the bowl or, like, put in on the floor and try to aim my asshole accordingly?!?
The only other surgery I’ve had as an adult was testicle removal (I lost a bet)
When my youngest was in 5th grade, one of her friends mom told us she caught some of her daughters friends watching porn the summer before and she confronted them. One kid that was confronted said their mom watches it all the time.me either !
his wife messaged our respective wife group about the boys in her class using their school ipads to find like, hardcore porn during school. she mentioned "bloody double penetration"
like what fuck, school?
my MIL alwayys loves to come up and "help" when i'm solo but i find it mildly offensive like i can't fucking handle it.
i've done 10x the solo work with my girls than my wife
Weird - usually you get a plastic bowl that fits on the toilet seat. You sure you got the whole kit?I have to do some expensive stool test for extended GI issues that no one can properly diagnose. But I guess you can't just shit in the bowl because it will get diluted? So I have to shit in this literal paper hot dog tray that came with the kit??! Do I let said hot dog tray float like a shit-boat in the bowl or, like, put in on the floor and try to aim my asshole accordingly?!?
Turn off the water to the toilet, then flush the toilet a couple times so no water is in the bowl, then lay in the hot dog tray and shit in it, then remove the tray and turn the water back on.I have to do some expensive stool test for extended GI issues that no one can properly diagnose. But I guess you can't just shit in the bowl because it will get diluted? So I have to shit in this literal paper hot dog tray that came with the kit??! Do I let said hot dog tray float like a shit-boat in the bowl or, like, put in on the floor and try to aim my asshole accordingly?!?
That and my MIL saying that I’m babysitting my kid for the night if my wife is out. No, I’m being his father which I’m more than capable of doing by myself.That attitudes a relic of boomerism for sure.
Yeah, ever heard the expression “I’d give my left nut for an NIT championship!” Never again though.Wait what?
Best eating freshwater fish: striped bass and walleye.
What if the reason nobody can figure out what’s wrong with you is because you’re actually being scammed by sick fucks that want your poop. See what we are going to need you to do is shit in this hot dog tray, I mean medical fecal collection device.