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How much money?? (Prison)

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How much money would it take for you to voluntarily go to prison for a year? 5 years?
 
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Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison? $10MM/$50MM
 
Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison? $10MM/$50MM

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is getting more than that to play for the Hornets for 4 years. You'd have to pay me much more than that to go to prison for 5 years.
 
Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is getting more than that to play for the Hornets for 4 years. You'd have to pay me much more than that to go to prison for 5 years.

Id be in my 50s, worth 50 mil and I'd never have to buy TP again

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General population? Forget it. I'll just hang out here and go to work.
 
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Hey nonny, why do you ask this ? Do you have an offer on the table ? How much is it for ?
 
Depends. A federal minimum security prison's calculation is going to be very different from a Supermax.

Some minimum security prisons are actually pretty nice. Pool tables, lounges, foreign language courses... Could be worse.
 
Oh, I could do minimum security. Catch up on some reading, hang with Bernie Madoff. I even know a bro awaiting sentencing, but he won't do more than 18-24 months. Not sure what I'd charge though.
 
For 5 years? At least 500k per year, probably more
This is way too low. I'm thinking something close to Palma's view (1M/10M).

One year wouldn't have a drastic affect on my life and a million dollars could really set me up well for the future. 5 years in jail is completely life-changing. I go in at 26, come out at 31. Those are 5 of my best years of my life. I'd have to come out with an amount that I no longer have to work the rest of my life and can live very comfortably. Does $5M get me that? Maybe, but probably not. I think $7M - $10M would be the correct amount for 5 years in prison. I come out and am living off $350k - $500k easily.
 
Which would you rather do- spend 5 years in gen pop in a federal maximum security prison and have Wake never hire [name redacted], or go through the past 5 years of Wake basketball?
 
go to prison just for fun? would you have a criminal record because of it too?
 
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