I feel like someone has been kidnapped

[Sgt Hulka]

I keep coming here to see if anything has happened and it is like I am dealing with the police.

Me: "have the kidnappers sent a note yet?"

Police: "nothing yet... but don't give up hope."

ETA: I want to see if it works:

Bzz sucks!

Should it be [Redacted]?

 

[beatrix]

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[name redacted]

Yup.. works...