If you could continue living without the need to poop, would you make that choice?

[Townie's Tears]

 

[dot com]

Like with magic? Yes.
Like with a stoma? No.

 

[WakeandBake]

no way love a good poo

 

[lbE08]

if it's truly a magical 'no more pooping' then yes - definitely.
what happens if you have GI issues, though?

 

[RicoSuave]

Coffee and pears make me poop. Thats why I have coffee and pears every morning for breakfast.

 

[Shorty]

Had a poop this morning of almost mystical proportions. No way I'd give that up.

 

[marquee moon]

Had a poop this morning of almost mystical proportions. No way I'd give that up.

At your age, a nice dump is like 1 out of every 25?

 

[Shorty]

At your age, a nice dump is like 1 out of every 25?

Actually, I've been very fortunate in that regard. I poop like a man half my age.

 

[bym051d]

what happens if you have GI issues, though?

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Freud is watching

 

[yodeacsgo]

Drink kefir. You can schedule your poops.

 

[EatLeadCommie]

Pooping is one of those times when you can truly be alone, be it at work or at home. No way would I give that up.

Plus a good dump is the source of a healthy percentage of convos at the bar.

 

[Semi-Tough Deac]

Pooping is one of those times when you can truly be alone, be it at work or at home. No way would I give that up.

This sums it up for me. There's nothing like sitting down for a much needed dump with a fully charged iPhone and nowhere to be.

 

[dot com]

You wouldn't have to tell anyone you don't have to poop anymore. Just go in the bathroom and lock the door.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

You wouldn't have to tell anyone you don't have to poop anymore. Just go in the bathroom and lock the door.

Exactly.

For every 500 good poops is the time when you are playing golf on a Saturday morning after a long night and have to clinch your cheeks and ride the cart four holes backwards just so your day isn't completely over. I would rather sacrifice the good to avoid that bad.

 

[deaconson]

Pooping is one of those times when you can truly be alone, be it at work or at home. No way would I give that up.

Plus a good dump is the source of a healthy percentage of convos at the bar.

no kids?

<knock knock knock - dad - knock knock - DAD - knock - are you done yet? - DAD!?!?! i need my -whatever the f it is - knock knock>

 

[dot com]

<knock knock knock - dad - knock knock - DAD - knock - are you done yet? - DAD!?!?! i need my -whatever the f it is - knock knock>

My favorite is "I CAN HEAR YOU POOPING!!!"
I need better soundproofing.

 

[PhDeac]

no kids?

<knock knock knock - dad - knock knock - DAD - knock - are you done yet? - DAD!?!?! i need my -whatever the f it is - knock knock>

Yes. Our kids are at the age where "Daddy's in the bathroom" means "I'm going to go hang out in the bathroom with Daddy."

 

[Deadbolt]

Yes. Our kids are at the age where "Daddy's in the bathroom" means "I'm going to go hang out in the bathroom with Daddy."

 

[HeltonCreek]

Nothing like the feeling after you take a big dump. Plus, I love going at work since I'm getting paid for, the TP is free, and I don't have to clean the bathroom.