King Midas Pills: you too can shit gold

[94Deac]

http://sitchnews.com/1726/you-can-buy-pills-that-make-your-poop-sparkle

Golden pills exist which, when ingested, turn your #2's into golden, glittering, masterpieces of poop. Yes, this is real. Yes, this actually exists.

The creators of the pills that make you lay the golden poop, say...Analogous to our culture’s obsession with luxury and consumption, these 24K gold leaf capsules turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth. Consume and digest.

Uh... well. I got nothing here.

 

[tsywake]

So you pay $425 for pills that are filled with gold flakes, so then the gold flakes will show up in your poop. What a waste of gold.

 

[94Deac]

I guess it's already happening with Goldschlager. For the insane few who can actually manage to choke that nasty shit down.

 

[AnonymousDeac]

2 girls, 1 sparkly cup.