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As I was going through an old hard drive, I found something from my past....something I had long thought was gone for good.

I figured those who have been around long enough would want to see it again because as I recall it was a sad day when we learned it had fallen off the edge of The Quad some 4 years ago.

So for those that remember and the new posters who weren't around, hopefully we can all enjoy it again.

Saved for sure this time, for all posterity, I give you...



My 10,000th post:







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WOOHOO!!!

OK, so I wanted my 10,000th to be somewhat decent, so I pondered it for a while...

Most people say "HOT CHICKS THREAD!"...which I enjoy, but I wanted to do something different....

So I figured I would do a slight variation....I tried to find the HOTTEST girls at every (legal) age!...so below is my list of hottest women on the planet (ages 18-46). I went to 46 because that's twice my age and anything older might have been a little weird...

This is meant to spark discussion so if you disagree with one of my choices, then by all means suggest someone else and provide proof to support your claim!

So here ya go Quad!

(I kept the pictures somewhat tame...I didn't want to go to all that work and then have the thread deleted because of too revealing pictures, so please try and do the same if you post any)






18 - Emma Watson (actress; Harry Potter films):

Most Harry Potter fans could tell after about the third or fourth movie that this girl would be a beautiful young woman...I wasn't going to start the list at 18, but I figured if I was going to do 19-20 I might as well start at legal age...It's eerie when you realize these 18 year olds grew up as child stars and are now becoming "hot chicks"...even more so when I realize I'm only 23 and there are some out there much older that have the hots for them.

Also considered: Taylor Swift (musician), Mackenzie Rosman (actress), Michelle Wie (golfer)

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19 - Hayden Panettiere (actress; Heroes):

This one's gonna be a knockout for many years to come...this Heroes star was really the only person considered for the 19 age group, though there are a couple that could have challenged her if they were more well known.

Also considered: Alia Shawkat (actress)

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20 - Hayley Williams (musician; lead singer, Paramore):

I'll probably take the most heat for this one, but I'm a sucker for females that can play the guitar...Hayley is the lead singer of Paramore, a band I enjoy. She's cute but small (almost too small) which almost led me to replace her with another hot small girl, Rihanna.

Also considered: Rihanna (singer), Brooke Hogan (famous dad), Alexa Vega (actress)

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21 - Blake Lively (actress; Gossip Girl):

I wasn't too aware of her, but have seen her in some magazines, and she's a very pretty girl.

Also considered: Maria Sharapova (tennis), Hillary Duff (singer/actress), Joss Stone (singer)

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22 - Keeley Hazell (model):

This is just one of those "I mean, look at her" choices, though it had some of the toughest girls to choose from (Megan Fox and Leighton Meester). Keeley is absolutely gorgeous and has a killer body. It actually took me quote a bit to find a picture where she wasn't showing her DD's, which have made her a LOT of money. She's curvy in all the right places, and still has that sweet innocent look (as opposed to some other folks made famous by their breasts).

Also considered: Megan Fox (actress), Mischa Barton (actress), Amanda Bynes (actress), Leighton Meester (actress), Lindsay Lohan (actress/singer)

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23 - Scarlett Johansson (actress; Lost in Translation):

This was one of the few hands down automatic choices and the hottest girl on this whole list. She's the epitome of a dream girl, and I don't think I have to explain why.

Also considered: Bar Refaeli (model), Ashley Tisdale (actress/singer), Ashlee Simpson ("singer"), Katy Perry (singer)

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24 - Mandy Moore (actress/singer; A Walk to Remember, Entourage):

She started out as a bubble gum pop star but has evolved into a GORGEOUS actress (I think she still sings?). She's one of those classic beauties with innocence and grace, and rarely succumbs to the whorish lifestyle that most famous girls her age lead.

Also considered: Katherine McPhee (singer)

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25 - Elisha Cuthbert (actress; Old School, The Girl Next Door, 24(TV)):

She got her break as the boss's sexy daughter in Old School and then as the porn star neighbor in The Girl Next Door and I don't think anyone has doubted her sexiness since then. She hasn't done much since, but she definitely has that coveted "cute girl next door" appeal.

Also considered: Anne Hathaway (actress), Carrie Underwood (singer), Amber Tamblyn (actress), Michelle Branch (musician)

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26 - Jessica Biel (actress; 7th Heaven, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry):

She's always been pretty, but within the past few years has zoomed up most "hot chicks" charts. She even challenges Alba and Simpson for the "hottest Jessica" moniker. Her underwear scenes in Chuck & Larry had guys drooling all over movie theatres everywhere.

Also considered: Britney Spears (singer/actress/psycho), Chyler Leigh (actress), Erika Christensen (actress), Lacey Chabert (actress), Kelly Clarkson (singer), Anna Paquin (actress), Kirsten Dunst (actress)

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27 - Jessica Alba (actress; Fantastic Four series, Sin City):

Unfortunately for all of the other 27 year olds (perhaps the most competitive age group), this was the second automatic choice for the list (meaning she would be the nominee for her age regardless of who else shared the same age). I've been a fan of her ever since she paraded around in a skimpy angel costume in Idle Hands back in the day. Now she is considered by many to be the hottest woman on the face of the planet, which is hard to argue against. She's not the best actress in the world, but that's not why she makes money, she gets paid for her looks and will continue to rake in the dough for a while to come.

Also considered: Alicia Keys (musician), Anna Kournikova (tennis), Natalie Portman (actress), Beyoncé Knowles (singer/actress), Christina Aguilera (singer), Kim Kardashian (slut), Eliza Dushku (actress), Rachel Bilson (actress), Ashanti (singer/actress), Adriana Lima (model), Beverley Mitchell (actress), Danielle Fishel (actress), Jamie-Lynn Sigler (actress), Larisa Oleynik (actress)

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28 - Jessica Simpson (singer/actress; The Dukes of Hazzard):

This was another that was at the top of my list to make sure and include, but I was going to have to bump her if the other Jessicas were the same age. Luckily the 3 Jessicas (Biel, Alba, Simpson) are 26, 27, and 28 respectively, so they all make the list. I don't think many will argue this choice, so I'm not going to write much. She's hot, has a great body (Daisy Duke anyone?), and is a Southern Belle. She's one of those girls that looks amazing in her skimpy bikini, but I'd almost just as well prefer her in jeans and a tank top. She's just sexy, period.

Also considered: Sara Bareilles (musician), Zooey Deschanel (actress), Christina Ricci (actress), Gisele Bündchen (model), Jennie Finch (softball), Kelly Brook (model/actress)

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29 - Katherine Heigl (actress; Grey's Anatomy, Knocked Up):

She's in my top 5 hottest women on the planet. I've been a fan of hers since her early days on Roswell, but it wasn't until Grey's Anatomy that she became a star. She's got that girl next door appeal, and unlike most of Hollywood, is NOT a stick figure. She's got a pretty face, pouty lips, and of course the large breasts. I don't watch Grey's Anatomy but she'd be the only reason I would ever tune in. This was a VERY tough choice between Katherine and Jennifer Love Hewitt, if you ask me tomorrow I might say JLH is the hottest 29 year old, it's that close.

Also considered: Jennifer Love Hewitt (actress), Katie Holmes (actress), Kate Hudson (actress), Rosario Dawson (actress), Petra Nemcova (model), Evangeline Lilly (actress)

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30 - Marisa Miller (model; Victoria's Secret, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit):

HOT HOT HOT! She definitely has the face/body combo (DUH, she's a Victoria's Secret model) but I almost bumped her because she's too skinny (if she had any serious competition, she might have been bumped). There's not much to say...she makes her money posing for pictures in lingerie and bikinis. What else can you say besides "She looks good!"?

Also considered: Mélissa Theuriau (journalist), Rachel Stevens (singer/actress/model), Emmanuelle Chriqui (actress)

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31 - Rachel McAdams (actress; Wedding Crashers, The Notebook):

Gorgeous girl. She's a classy pick, and there's not a single ounce of her that is scandalous. She's a good girl (despite being the Queen Bee in Mean Girls) and is another one of those classic beauties. Gotta love that smile!

Also considered: Shakira (singer), Sarah Michelle Gellar (actress), Alicia Silverstone (actress)

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32 - Isla Fisher (actress; Wedding Crashers):

I had Ali Larter in this spot until I started to do my write-up for Rachel McAdams and remembered the hot little red head from Wedding Crashers. She hasn't been popular in America for long, but was apparently a soap star in Australia for a bit before making her way to Hollywood, where she will probably stay in the spotlight if she continues to act. She's also the fiancée of Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat/Ali G).

Also considered: Ali Larter (actress), Reese Witherspoon (actress)

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33 - Charlize Theron (actress; Monster, Hancock):

Amazingly attractive woman, though almost falls into my "too skinny" pool. She's tall (5'9.5"-5'10") and has a killer smile/eyes combo. She also has nice skin, which sounds weird, but that's something I like in a girl. I have a feeling I'll hear a lot of Angelina Jolie fans complaining about this choice, but Jolie just seems like an oddball.

Also considered: Angelina Jolie (actress), Drew Barrymore (actress), Eva Longoria-Parker (actress), Fergie (singer)

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34 - Jenna Fischer (actress; The Office):

How can you not love Pam? She's the ultimate girl next door. She's not fake-looking or slutty, and she looks like someone you could really meet and date in real life. She also seems like she has a great sense of humor and someone you could really hang out with. Awesome woman.

Also considered: Eva Mendes (actress), Victoria Beckham (singer), Tiffani Amber Thiessen (actress), Tyra Banks (model, tv host)

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35 - Kate Beckinsale (actress; Underworld, Pearl Harbor):

Stunning woman. She's a brunette, which I love, and has a classy look to her. She has amazing eyes, great skin and a long neck (which makes her look unbelievable when she has her hair up).

Also considered: Shannon Elizabeth (actress), Gabrielle Union (actress), Alyssa Milano (actress), Heidi Klum (model/tv host), Rose McGowan (actress)

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36 - Cameron Diaz (actress; There's Something About Mary, Charlie's Angels series):

She's very pretty, but also part of the "too skinny" group. She was at her best in The Mask and I think she's gone downhill slightly in the past few years as she's tried to see how skinny she could get and how muscly she can look without actually getting muscles. I'm not a fan of girls with muscles, she needs a little meat on her arms, I don't want to see a bicep. God bless her for staying in shape, but muscles just aren't attractive on a girl.

Also considered: Carmen Electra (actress), Winona Ryder (actress), Christina Applegate (actress)

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37 - Jennifer Connelly (actress; A Beautiful Mind, Requiem For A Dream):

Beautiful brunette. She was amazingly sexy in the 1991 movie Career Opportunities, and she's a brown-eyed brunette (favorite combo in a girl). Not much else to say.

Also considered: Sara Evans (singer), Bridget Moynahan (actress), Denise Richards (actress), Brooke Burke (model/tv host), Carla Gugino (actress)

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38 - Mariah Carey (singer/actress):

Mariah's one of those girls that never grows old. She's got a nice body, though she's a tad on the thick side, she's still sexy. She was definitely in her prime in the 90s but I wouldn't turn her down (even if she is 15 years older than me).

Also considered: Heather Graham (actress), Elizabeth Mitchell (actress), Uma Thurman (actress), Shawnee Smith (actress), Gwen Stefani (singer), Kristy Swanson (actress)

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39 - Jennifer Aniston (actress; Friends, Along Came Polly):

Jennifer was the last of my hands down automatic choices. I have had such a huge crush on her since she was on Friends (of which I'm a big fan). There were a couple of years there in the middle (1995-1998) where she would have been my #1 hottest girl on the planet. She had amazing smooth skin and a perfect body. Unfortunately she succumbed to the "work out until you lose all of the attractive meat on your bones and get too skinny/muscly" phase that all the hot girls seem to have fallen into. She's another "I have biceps" girl, which is a HUGE turnoff. That said she's still on my top 10 all time. Gotta love Jennifer!

Also considered: Catherine Zeta-Jones (actress)

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40 - Ashley Judd (actress; Double Jeopardy, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood):

Beautiful brunette. It's funny that she hasn't been in as many movies as I thought. She automatically gets points for being a sports (college basketball) fan.

Also considered: Julia Roberts (actress), Toni Braxton (singer), Joely Fisher (actress), Jules Asner (model/tv host), Kylie Minogue (singer/actress)

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41 - Faith Hill (singer):

Tim McGraw is one lucky man. This woman is absolutely stunning, and I don't think I've ever seen her when she wasn't looking her best. She doesn't look a day older than mid-thirties if you ask me. She's got the looks, the smile, the voice...plus she's extremely wealthy.

Also considered: Sophie Marceau (actress), Tia Carrere (actress)

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42 - Halle Berry (actress; Monster's Ball, Catwoman, X-Men series):

Halle Berry has always been near the top of my list. I was really surprised she was 42, I wouldn't have guessed she was over 40. She has amazing eyes and a killer body (Monster's Ball anyone?). She had a bit of a fight on her hands, but I couldn't bear to keep her off my list.

Also considered: Salma Hayek (actress), Stacey Dash (actress)

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43 - Marisa Tomei (actress; My Cousin Vinny, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead):

Absolutely gorgeous woman with my coveted dark hair/dark eyes combo (brunette/brown eyes). She's always had that cute kind of appeal, and that's what I love about her. She's in great shape and is one of those women that looks great regardless of what she's wearing (or not wearing if you've seen Before the Devil Knows You're Dead). I had Diane Lane here, but I had to replace her with Marisa. She's just too perfect! Plus, like George Costanza said, she's an Oscar winner (My Cousin Vinny)!

Also considered: Diane Lane (actress), Teri Hatcher (actress), Elizabeth Hurley (actress), Shania Twain (musician)

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44 - Mariska Hargitay (actress; Law & Order: SVU):

She's a sexy television star who is the daughter of a 1950s era sex symbol (Jayne Mansfield) and former Mr. Universe (Mickey Hargitay). That's some great lineage I'd say! She's the only acceptable reason to watch Law & Order: SVU over Law & Order: Criminal Intent. I almost put Elisabeth Shue, but you don't see her much anymore.

Also considered: Elisabeth Shue (actress), Elle Macpherson (actress), Sarah Palin (politician) [lolz]

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45 - Demi Moore (actress; Striptease, A Few Good Men):

I didn't really have anyone for the 45 age group, but I had to include my 46 year old, so I figured I had to do 45. She is still hot, but she's never really done it for me, even in Striptease, but she obviously still does it for some people (Ashton Kutcher). I thought I had a great 45 year old, Elle Macpherson, but she is listed as a person born in 1963, but her main page has her born in 1964, so she's 44. Bummer!

Also considered: none

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46 - Gina Gershon (actress; Showgirls, Face/Off):

How can you not love this woman? She has the dark, sexy, bad girl look to her, plus she has the aforementioned brunette/brown eye combo that I love. She definitely doesn't look her age, and when I found out how old she is I had to expand my list so that she was included. Gorgeous woman!

Also considered: none

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I'd say most of these women are still the #1 for their age.
 
My only quibble with this awesome, awesome post is that you could find a few better pics for these ladies now. You know, with the less puritanical standards over here.

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This thread is a win for humanity.
 
My only quibble with this awesome, awesome post is that you could find a few better pics for these ladies now. You know, with the less puritanical standards over here.

This thread is a win for humanity.

True...I debated editing the list with different pics or updated girls but figured it would be better to just paste the whole thing like it was....glad I reuploaded all of the pics to tinypic back then...only had to replace 2 of them this time because of dead links
 
Epic post - holds up well and in some places quite visionary. You are to be commended sir.
 
Gina Gershon is still throwing heat at 50.

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She gets abused in Killer Joe. You see that? Crazy movie..
 
If I could ever find a way to have a threesome with Gina Gershon and Carla Gugino my mind (and penis) would explode. Such babes.
 
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