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Our Players Are Fat

TexasDeac10

Alphonso Smith
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There are many things wrong with our team; you shouldn't take this title as excusing Grobe from his responsibilities as head coach. Our defense sucks. Our offense sucks. If Grobe is the CEO of our program, then these "boards" are rapidly seeking his ouster. We are out-recruited, out-coached, and out-fitnessed. This thread is about the last of these three: our players are fucking fatties.

What the hell is going on here? There's a shitload of things wrong with our team, but the common refrain for years has been that we recruit kids with good frames (/lectro NFL POTENTIAL) and put good meat on them to become good ballplayers.

These players are just fatties. We heard a lot of nice things about Brandon Chubb, but he has a nice gut on him. Who can count the number of tight ends we've had to turn into (shitty) offensive linemen? Our starting tight end (Spencer Bishop) looks like he's frequented the Pit a couple times an afternoon for the last four years. Hell, even some of our skill position players have gotten bigger (Campanero, Harris) but not faster or quicker. They're the same players they were three years ago, except a step slower and 20lbs heavier.

We are a #TeamOfGuts.
 
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(Matt Woodlief, fatty linebacker. It's not new.)
 
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