Please Help Me With My Search For Wake Forest's New Basketball Coach

[Ronald Wellman]

To say my search has been going well so far would be...well, it would be a lie. I swung for the fences and that bat slipped straight out of my hands and knocked Jeffrey upside the head. It ain't a pretty sight. The lump is twice the size of Jeffrey's apple and we all know that Jeffrey has one massive apple.

I'm doubling down now folks and I need some feedback from Wake's best fans.

Here is my latest and greatest short list. Not saying the winner will be my choice, but I'd like to get the pulse of the Deacon Demon Nation. And don't bother suggesting any other names.

Believe you me, this is what I am working with. The cream of the crop.

So, without any further adieu...

 

[liveanddiedeac]

You need to go to the slums of East LA at night in your suit and walk around for awhile, I'm sure you'll find a great coach there or you'll become a street gang's bitch.

 

[Biff Tannen]

So, without any further adieu...

It's "ado," not "adieu." Do you know what "adieu" means? You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong. Butthead.

 

[TownieDeac]

I sometimes wonder if Moon is sitting at his computer thinking "Marquee, my boy, you've outdone yourself this time" and giggling himself silly.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

I still have a soft spot for Dr. Brett Reed's wife. Those photos of the Reed family in the pumpkin patch were so damn cute. They'd be a good fit.

 

[ledeac]

if that's your list, it's no wonder you wanted to keep Jeffy.

 

[marquee moon]

None of you idiots were paying much attention to Ron's new avatar

It's been out there all day

 

[freakadeac]

None of you idiots were paying much attention to Ron's new avatar

It's been out there all day

that's scary

 

[Biggus Deacus]

None of you idiots were paying much attention to Ron's new avatar

It's been out there all day

Avatar should be Shelly "The Machine" Levene.

 

[MDTD]

Where's the option for Isaiah Thomas?