deacvision7
Mod Emeritus
He's going to suck all season. The track record of 34 year old strikers who don't run much in the premier league is very ungood. He's going to be a fucking stationary statue, get benched and then be a huge distraction on the bench. It's going to be amazing.
Ibra looks *unsurprisingly* old and slow. He's been very, very poor since the first few matches and I just don't see how it gets better. He hasn't been a player that moves around a lot for a number of years, but he's even more statuesque than ever. I have no idea why Mourinho passed on that signing, he's going to be a massive dressing room disturbance when he has to be dropped (and he should already have been) ... much moreso than Rooney.
The thing with United right now is that for the money spent, they still have so fucking many average players. If Ibra is old and just another generic striker, Pogba isn't doing anything and Mkhitaryin is unsettled, then they just have a few young talents (Martial, Rashford, Bailly), a world class goalkeeper (DDG) and a whole bunch of dudes that could be on any mid table PL side and nobody would notice.
United's squad isn't good enough to contend for a CL spot if Ibra, Pogba and at least somebody else aren't playing at a very high level. Right now that isn't happening, and the rest of the squad simply isn't good enough.
11 goals in all comps through November for Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Spurs top scorers?
Kane - 5
Son - 4
Alli - 3
Nobody else more than 1.
I blame TOBY.