relatively harmless actions that are, actually, unforgivable

[lbE08]

A coworker and I started going back and for adding to this list today... here's some of what we came up with, feel free to add your own:

Relatively Harmless Actions that are, in fact, Unforgivable

-Cooking fish in the common office microwave
-Not returning shopping carts to the corral
-Cutting in line
-Patchouli Oil
-Not refilling the gas tank of a borrowed car and leaving it on E
-Putting an empty container back in the fridge/on the shelf
-Crooked parking
-Slamming doors
-Not holding doors
-Putting a stick figure family decal on a car worth more than $50K
-Sitting DIRECTLY in front of someone at a movie in a practically empty theater
-Putting the toilet paper so it goes towards the wall/under instead of over the top.
-Picking the good stuff out of a nut mix and leaving only peanuts and brazil nuts.
-Being a picky eater to the extent that a group of adults can't try a new restaurant that doesn't include a burger/chicken tender/french fry option.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Enumerating 'stuff white people like' items that apply to your life.

 

[DeaconBrews]

#thingsgirlsthink

 

[lbE08]

#thingsgirlsthink

for the record, it was a pretty bro dude that helped me come up with the list.

 

[DeaconBrews]

No way that Ron Swanson helped

 

[RubbinsRacin]

regular poster leaving the boards without saying goodbye or PMing a way to keep in touch

 

[WFU71]

Warming up blackened white fish in the common office oven on a Monday morning.

 

[lbE08]

Warming up blackened white fish in the common office oven on a Monday morning.

fish in the workplace has been addressed. thank you for your contribution. please play again.

 

[bym051d]

Besides Patchouli Oil, which I don't get, I'll vote for you when you run for office.

 

[lbE08]

Besides Patchouli Oil, which I don't get, I'll vote for you when you run for office.

The use of patchouli oil in Portland is too damn high. Just like the rent.

When it's 95* outside and you're stuck on a crowded train next to someone who's decided to forego deodorant in favor of patchouli oil, you'll understand.

 

[bym051d]

The use of patchouli oil in Portland is too damn high. Just like the rent.

When it's 95* outside and you're stuck on a crowded train next to someone who's decided to forego deodorant in favor of patchouli oil, you'll understand.

So hippies bathe in it?

I don't even know what it smells like.

 

[ipitytheblue]

At the risk of kicking a dead horse (cause I know I've noted it in pet peeve threads before), I get so enraged when I go to a restroom (like a private employee restroom in a hospital) and there's piss on the seat. Just can't fucking take that level of inconsideration. And it's like 70% of the time. Fucking Forsyth hospital.

Oh, and I'll add really bad merging behavior on freeways. This includes attempting to merge while going 20mph slower than traffic, stopping on the on-ramp, and cutting someone off who is trying to merge onto the main road.

Oh shit, and driving <5mph in parking garages, craning one's neck for the first linear spot instead of driving around to a less-populated floor and parking right next to an elevator/stairs. Same goes for parking on the ramp between floors. Sure-fire sign someone is an idiot or elderly is that they're a ramp-parker.

 

[lbE08]

So hippies bathe in it?

I don't even know what it smells like.

hippies. it smells like hippies, mingled with the tears of soap.

 

[WFfb115]

Not flushing the toilet. Who the fuck uses a public restroom and doesn't flush? Why is there guaranteed to be a shit-filled toilet in every airport, mall, rest area, etc., bathroom? Unforgivable.

 

[DeaconBrews]

Not flushing the toilet. Who the fuck uses a public restroom and doesn't flush? Why is there guaranteed to be a shit-filled toilet in every airport, mall, rest area, etc., bathroom? Unforgivable.

woah, ladies are gross too

 

[PhDeac]

Not flushing the toilet. Who the fuck uses a public restroom and doesn't flush? Why is there guaranteed to be a shit-filled toilet in every airport, mall, rest area, etc., bathroom? Unforgivable.

Whoa. There are women who don't flush public toilets?

 

[lbE08]

woah, ladies are gross too

yes. arguably more disgusting than men. i think it's because won't/don't talk about it, whereas men will throw it all out there. if you're in a stall, you're taking a dump and there's some accountability to that. women HAVE to use a stall, so who knows what goes on behind closed doors.

 

[WFfb115]

woah, ladies are gross too

Whoa. There are women who don't flush public toilets?

Haha. Yea, I don't even want to imagine what a men's room is like.

 

[DeaconBrews]

yes. arguably more disgusting than men. i think it's because won't/don't talk about it, whereas men will throw it all out there. if you're in a stall, you're taking a dump and there's some accountability to that. women HAVE to use a stall, so who knows what goes on behind closed doors.

also the whole hovering above the seat thing and the splash residue

 

[DeaconBrews]

Haha. Yea, I don't even want to imagine what a men's room is like.

i've read reddit threads from janitors that suggest that women are worse