The old fashioned bottle rocket in the anus trick

[DeaconSig]

So the dude in that story sued his fraternity brother for the pain and suffering he endured as a result of a bottle rocket going off in the bro's b-hole? He must be real liked in that fraternity. I wonder how many attorneys he spoke to before one agreed to take on that case.

Given WVa has like 6 attorneys, I would guess he spoke to 6.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

I found the complaint in this case:

http://lawhaha.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Helmberg-Complaint.pdf

Best paragraph: "Defendant Hughes also owed plaintiff and others on the ATO deck a duty of care not to drink under age, or to fire bottle rockets out of his anus."

 

[JamesSokolove]

anus?

 

[Biff Tannen]

What's up with thread title ? I'm gonna get in trouble at work !

 

[Buttermaker]

Marv is trying too hard.

I chuckled.