myDeaconmyhand
First man to get a team of horses up Bear Mountain
Old people who get upset when technology changes. I realize that your icons are gone because I just reinstalled your operating system.
people who eat like crap, then complain when they can't lose weight. bonus points if said person then tries to make me feel guilty for being a size 2. look, i run 50 miles a week. there's a reason i am capable of losing weight.
(for the record, i am well aware that some people truly struggle to lose weight even when eating well and exercising. i also have hypothyroidism, so i have been there and i get it. my problem is with the people who sit there eating a bag of chips while telling me that i'm just so lucky to be skinny. umm, i am skinny because i exercise and don't eat like crap all the time. you should try it sometime)
These days: everything.
People who watch non-HD channels when they have access to Digital Cable.
My wife pulls the parking brake, in my automatic, in our flat driveway. Annoys the piss out of me.
My wife pulls the parking brake, in my automatic, in our flat driveway. Annoys the piss out of me.
You know what pisses me off……………. People that use elevators. I’m not talking about people who go from floor one to floor ten, legit. I’m not evening talking about people who go from floor one to floor three, also maybe legit. Im talking about the people that go from fucking floor one to floor two. So there you are sitting waiting for an elevator and its taking slower than Jon Abbate’s forty times. What the fuck could possibly be taking so long? Obviously it’s the fucking fat asses that decided to use the elevator as their personal fork lift to lower there wide ass from floor two to one or eight to seven. After waiting for team Walrus to send the elevator down you now shuffle in, thankful that you have the entire thing to yourself. Oh wait here comes some fat ass that looks like a combination of Jabba the Hut in drag, John Kruk’s hair, and Hank the angry Dwarfs hygiene. So of course they end up shoving their arm into the entrance just as the elevator is about to close. Bam the doors hit their arm and fat ripples like the rhythmic tides of the ocean, its almost a hypnotic state of euphoria watching as the “I think Ill just have one more slice” and “Ill start my diet tomorrow” fat rolls back and forth. So there you are standing as this sea cow wedges themself through the door, wondering if you can’t fit through a standard doorway maybe you should have cut back on eating, ohhh say 5 years ago. Thankfully there are only two people on the elevator as you eye the occupancy 10 people or 1600 pounds, since Chief Fat Ass is pushing the 4 bills department. So somehow after its fit through the doors the Cheeto cheesy covered sausage like fingers go to push a button you pray please no, please no. BAM floor 2. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. All of this effort was for one Fucking floor. Why couldn’t they of taken the stairs? Seriously Why? Two flights of stairs, this fat ass acts like they would be climbing Everest. Better get a Sherpa, oxygen tanks, and a bunch of energy bars. I can only imagine the conversation that would unfold “Whew we better make base camp here and start those next four stairs tomorrow, it could be tricky. What did people do before elevators; I’m inclined to believe that all buildings were one story. God fucking fat people using elevators really pisses me off.
people who eat like crap, then complain when they can't lose weight. bonus points if said person then tries to make me feel guilty for being a size 2. look, i run 50 miles a week. there's a reason i am capable of losing weight.
(for the record, i am well aware that some people truly struggle to lose weight even when eating well and exercising. i also have hypothyroidism, so i have been there and i get it. my problem is with the people who sit there eating a bag of chips while telling me that i'm just so lucky to be skinny. umm, i am skinny because i exercise and don't eat like crap all the time. you should try it sometime)
People who use my CDs, DVDs, or Xbox games but can't take 2 seconds to put the disc back in the case and instead leave it sitting on top of or next to the case.
people who let their kids run wild in stores.