UGA student writes step-by-step guide on how to bag the perfect husband

[ITK]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2173513/University-Georgia-student-writes-step-step-guide-bag-perfect-husband.html

One University of Georgia sophomore has written an insightful article outlining how female students ‘can attain the thing that is most essential in securing our futures.’

Amber Estes is not talking about getting an academic degree but securing a (Tiffany’s) ring on your finger.

In a easy step-by-step guide Estes sets out how to bag the perfect husband and warns girls to ‘stay classy’ as ‘a man won’t get down on one knee for a woman who is overly willing to get down on both of hers.’

True/False?

Estes then gets to the ‘crucial’ step of social media. ‘Instagram everything’ she orders. Not only will this get you an influx of friend requests but ‘nothing spruces up some mediocre pics like a lighting adjustment and filter on Instagram.’

To stand out as ‘queen of the pack’ make sure you take pictures with pretty friends ‘but not ones prettier than you,' Estes writes.

 

[DeaconCav06]

My buddy that is a UGA grad sent me this last week. At first I thought it was satire... then I realized it was just very poorly written.

 

[ITK]

The author is not married right? So how is she so certain that instagram will find me a man?

 

[DeaconCav06]

She's a sophomore "Public Relations" major.

 

[awakeandready]

The article ITK linked assumes that it's satire. I'm going to say that it is because I don't think anyone would actually write this.

 

[ITK]

So bjs still ok?

 

[DeaconCav06]

http://www.redandblack.com/opinion/...cle_8b6d38e2-c575-11e1-8ce5-0019bb30f31a.html

 

[Manifest Destiny]

This chick got absolutely destroyed on Rivals when this came out. One of the funniest threads I have ever seen.

 

[HeavyPetter]

So bjs still ok?

Yes.

 

[Manifest Destiny]

So bjs still ok?

As long as your not "overly willing". Cause getting Bj's from girls who arent into is really fun. THIS GIRL IS DUMB.

 

[dartsndeacs]

So bjs still ok?

She's correct about ones that go down on both knees. But if you're one who is thin enough to do the standing up upsidedown 69 beej then you're golden.

 

[OldGoldBeard]

As long as your not "overly willing". Cause getting Bj's from girls who arent into is really fun. THIS GIRL IS DUMB.

No comment.

 

[PhDeac]

Maybe we should just have a "Official Girls of the SEC do dumb things" thread.

 

[Manifest Destiny]

Maybe we should just have a "Official Girls of the SEC do dumb things" thread.

YES. With pics tho, or GTFO.

 

[PhDeac]

Yeah, I would have preferred no pics in this case.

 

[thebishop]

Yeah, I would have preferred no pics in this case.

this

ruined it for me

 

[Manifest Destiny]

Peopleon the interwebz are praising this girl for a magnificent piece of satire. I bet shes pretty confused.

 

[thebishop]

someone link me to the rivals thread on her

cant wait to read it

 

[Teamramrod]

Comments have been disabled on her article.... Deeeenggggiitttttt!!!!

 

[BacktoBack]

I think we have missed the punch line. I read it as totally bagging on chicks that do this sort of thing, very satirical IMHO.