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Was Jeff [Redacted] an assbirth?

ZzouriDeac53

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Ponder this. This is not a wholly deductive proof.

P1: Jeff [Redacted]'s mother remained ever virgin. This is disputed by some historical accounts and even some versions of Christianity, but a large contingent still believes this.

P2: Some form of life begins at conception, and a child being born is at least considered human.

P3: Jeff [Redacted] is a human male. Divine, but also human with human frailties, hence the crucifixion.

P4: Human males have penises.

P5: The act of sex, which is the passing of a penis of a living human through a vagina, ends the condition known as "virginity."

C1/P6: Therefore, the act of birth, where the entire body of a living human passes through the vagina, including the penis, would end a woman's virginity (P2-P5).

C2: Jeff [Redacted] could not have been a vaginal birth (P1, P6).

C3: TO avoid this problem and still account for a normal visible pregnancy, Jeff [Redacted] could have been an assbirth.
 
So was Jesus the son of God or just some bastard by some girl who didn't want to look like a slut
 
I have no idea what this is about, but Zzou is quickly becoming one of my favorite posters
 
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