Which old school dead chick would you most like to smush?

[GW Carver]

Gotta go Emily Dickinson.

 

[Ralph Medlin]

I'm thinking only Catherine the Great could handle me

 

[Nelly Furtado]

For sure not a groomed beave among any of those options.

 

[Luis Guzman]

I'm interested in hearing what my man, Nelson Mandela, has to say.

 

[Nelson Mandela]

I'm interested in hearing what my man, Nelson Mandela, has to say.

The obvious choice was Harriet Tubman. She freed her people and I freed mine.

 

[Luis Guzman]

The obvious choice was Harriet Tubman. She freed her people and I freed mine.

Amen Madiba, I bet you guise would make some beautiful love.

 

[bmoneydeac]

Joan of Arc is last place to me. To quote Dr Dre "Ain't no pussy good enough to get burned while I'm up in it." Plus, she was suuuper religious, so she prolly would wanna get married first. Not worth it.

that was snoop's verse, not dre's. smh smh

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

that was snoop's verse, not dre's. smh smh

Bitches be crazy.

 

[WFUWaldo]

Marie Antoinette is the only correct answer

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Kleopatra-VII.-Altes-Museum-Berlin1.jpg/452px-Kleopatra-VII.-Altes-Museum-Berlin1.jpg

 

[ChrisPaul3]

Mother Teresa spent a lot of times with lepers, so there's a good chance she had a few body parts left inside her over the years (if you catch my drift). Not saying you definitely shouldn't pick her, but just keep in mind there'd be some dead soldiers left in the trenches.

 

[bojanglefunk]

This picture is also Marie

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

This picture is also Marie

He's a handsome fellow, but 0 would not bang.

 

[bojanglefunk]

Mother Teresa at 18

 

[bth9673]

This whole thread is hilarious. I'm torn between Mary Magdalene or Helen of Troy. I'm thinking I could keep it together for longer than 20 seconds for Mary but you could bang Helen without the fear of Jesus smiting you. Toss up, really.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Mother Teresa at 18

Those are the eyes of a broad that likes you to PIITB

 

[BillBrasky]

Went Helen of Troy narrowly over Cleopatra.

What the dude from Gigli said

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

First of all, I feel like all of these chicks would smell bad and probably have awful teeth.

When push comes to shove tho, gotta go with Helen. Feel like the cultural mores she grew up with would be the most conducive of the nominees. And you know, Greek style and such.

 

[Nelly Furtado]

Not to sound all Garth Algar, but that cartoon Pocahontas was pretty hot as far as cartoons go.

 

[BobStackFan4Life]

The chick who played the lead Heather in the movie Heathers got brain cancer and died. I was hoping she was gonna be on this list. I'm not sure I would have wanted to fuck any of these chicks. I guess I'll vote for Harriet Tubman. This is some list.

 

[bojanglefunk]

Not to sound all Garth Algar, but that cartoon Pocahontas was pretty hot as far as cartoons go.

It wasn't a realistic depiction: