Look Braxton I'm on my iPad and very sleepy but I can't go to sleep because YOU are on my mind. Why are you wasting your time considering the Florida States, Pukes, Oregons, and other teams of the CFB world when you could have everything you've always wanted in beautiful Winston-Salem North Carolina. Look bae we all know you haven't been treated like you should at Ohio State, but you could be our hero baby..
Literally you could be a God at Wake Forest and that packed stadium of about 28,000 people in BB&T would be your synagogue. NO ONE COULD STOP YOU WITH A BIG GOLDEN WF ON YOUR HELMET!!!! I mean no one could!!!
We have tons of baptist girls here who have never really been touched (well I get lucky time for time and get dem hugsss) but you good sir could easily have the home run with the ladies here. Wake Forest girls >>>>> Ohio State girls
Not only that, but you would have great selection of classmates to do your homework all for you, I mean tutor you.
With you at the helm you could help us win the ACC again, beat FSU 30-0 again, and dare I say NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! I mean you are so amazing that you could hide our flaws at offensive line, and unproven coaches....
tl;dr
Braxton come to Wake Forest, be worshipped by the demon Deacon faithful
live the good life here with good looking gals
We will treat you right unlike those other ungrateful programs
if you come here we will actually beat VT
WAKE FOREST >>> Virginia Tech >>>> ohio state
Just ignore the great stuff OSU did this year, and what we didn't do....
P.S. I ❤️❤️❤️❤️ You
