Deacfreak07
Ain't played nobody, PAWL!
Chicks poop all the time.
Chicks poop all the time.
You can wipe while sitting, stand up,then flush. If you flush while you're still sitting... You deserve whatever splash back you get.
False. We all know women don't poop.
i was comfortable with this convo until a female posted about it. now i'm disgusted.
I just spent 3 days in California...not a single thank you heard the entire time. WHY DOES HE LIE???
This reminds me of a time my brother was visiting and we were having a party at 709. He's talking to this chick and they're both feeling it.
Later that night he is waiting to use the bathroom and its taking forever and finally this chick walks out. He said it was like a hazardous waste zone. Obviously there was no love connection. Hearing him tell the story the next day was hilarious.
My logs are like little Sudanese kids at the bottom of a pool. I need the courtesy flush. I am not above a triple
flusher.
Haha, nevar. I always survey my work unless I'm at someone's house or there isn't a fan in the bathroom. Had one today as long as my arm, was awesome.
Someone on this board posted what was quite possibly the funniest anecdote ever about ripping ass while in bed with a chick while her roommate was also in the room. The roommate stormed out, blaming the other roommate saying, "you smell horrible." I LOLed about that story for days.
Someone on this board posted what was quite possibly the funniest anecdote ever about ripping ass while in bed with a chick while her roommate was also in the room. The roommate stormed out, blaming the other roommate saying, "you smell horrible." I LOLed about that story for days.
that's probably the second best fart story on the boards.
first is defs the guy that dutch ovened his dog which caused it to throw up which caused his wife to throw up. that may be one of the greatest achievements in the history of western civilization. i find myself laughing about that story randomly.
How do you make a dog throw up? They'll eat the grossest shit imaginable.
The rare exception of the super wet, almost didn't make it shits that essentially smear throughout your entire crack to limits that seem to deny the laws of physics, but I cannot imagine a different technique would have helped.
These require a daub, not a wipe, and with more paper. The daub absorbs. The wipe spreads.
You mean dab?