Can you imagine being at work and receiving a rando email from a stranger being like, "Dear sir: your employee, _______, is also known as 'EatLeadCommie' on the Wake Forest sports message boards and attached please find a cut-and-paste word doc of all 52,000 of his posts made over the past 4 years. I have highlighted the posts that I believe you will find most egregious, many of which refer to or make light of a highly questionable and arguably impossible sex act known as 'b-hole scissoring.' I have 57 additional posts I believe he has made under a parody handle known as 'Bronson Pinchot,' who you may recall as the actor who portrayed Balki Bartokamus on Perfect Strangers. Please do not hesitate to let me know if you would like to see those posts. Sincerely, Caturdayredux."