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Trump Pays Porn Stars Hush Money

How fucking weird is it that Tom Arnold is somehow involved in all of this.
 
Rosanne is going after those Hillary e-mails. They'll be released any day now. Any. Day. Now.
 
Stormy got arrested last night for, get this, "allegedly allowing a customer to touch her in a non-sexual manner".

 
Daniels, who was semi-nude during the performance, was charged with three misdemeanor counts of knowingly touching a patron at a "sexually oriented business," according to the court documents. Ohio law prohibits anyone who isn't a family member from touching a nude or semi-nude dancer.

... seriously?

 
First of all I can't believe that's illegal in a strip club, but okay fair enough.

Second, who are the "aforementioned three suspects" in the last sentence? Is that talking about the "female patrons" in addition to Stormy? Were two cops arrested? The affidavit is unclear.

Third, definitely a set up. Just happened to be four cops at a strip club where Stormy is performing? I mean come on there have to be better things out there than to set up a sting on a stripper.
 
I do love the language in the affidavit though, "smacking her face with her bare breasts" and "forced [officer's] head into her chest." Good stuff Columbus PD.
 
I do love the language in the affidavit though, "smacking her face with her bare breasts" and "forced [officer's] head into her chest." Good stuff Columbus PD.

Is "motorboating" not acknowledged legal terminology? It should be if not, takes up a lot fewer characters than explaining it.
 
The really bizarre thing is that they've obviously been tailing a stripper/porn star for months and THIS is the best they could get? I suppose it does appeal to the Trump supporters who will only read the headline "Stormy Daniels Arrested", but yeesh this is pathetic. And as though she actually needed her integrity questioned. Something big must be coming up in the case, and they are just looking for any headline to cover it up. Truly strange.
 
I've seen enough soap operas and prime time dramas to know that the next part of the story involves a whodunit when the porn star ends up dead.
 
With all the publicity, you would think that she would know to expect law enforcement to be checking on her performances. Ohio in particular has a reputation for this sort of law enforcement efforts going back decades.
 
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