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I’ve seen some... shit.

I’ve seen someone have curled a perfect mr whippy on the cistern

I’ve seen diarrhoea that reached the ceiling

I’ve seen someone get shit on the seat, the sink, the hand dryer and a perfect circle around the toilet, but get none IN the toilet

I’ve seen someone leave a turd in a urinal

I’ve seen shit smeared on walls

But the worst I ever encountered was someone write, in blood, “haha your gonna get aids now” on a stall wall. We also found razor blades taped under the toilet seat in that particular stall. If I ever found the creature that did that.....

Some of these were working as a cleaner in a factory, some of them working as a manager in a fast food joint
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First off this experience was in 2010, so well before the poop knife legend...

I had a co-worker in my last job that normally didn't bother. I had known this guy for nearly 3 years and didn't know this about him until I experience his absolute horror.

This guy took massive shits. I walked into a stall one day and there was a straight-up solid single piece duraflame log just marinating in the bowl. I flushed it and it just slightly bent like one of those pool noodles when you put some weight on one while trying to go down the hole. I suddenly didn't have to poo anymore.

I come back out to the shop floor and call out "OK, it's 11 PM, there's only so many of us here right now, who did that in the middle stall and do you need stitches?" That was when he confessed.

"My shits have always been like that, I don't know why. I guess I need to figure out a way to aim it so it starts to go in the drain at the bottom to give it a better chance of going down. I don't even take a crap at my own house because of this, I always go to a nearby gas station."
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I'm fucking losing it in bed. Wife.keeps.telling me to shut the fuck up.
 
We all deal with that age old dilemma of what to do when you clog the toilet at work and there’s no plunger in the bathroom.
 
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I still don't understand it.
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Like, you can't read it? The colors are hard for you to see?

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Is it because I have a young daughter and and I'm getting older, or does the WAP song that kids are running around singing bother other people too?
 
CreamyGoodness said:
Is it because I have a young daughter and and I'm getting older, or does the WAP song that kids are running around singing bother other people too?
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How dare you criticize anything Cardi B does you racist POS. Can'y you see that she has more talent in her littlest toenail than you have in your whole body ? Why are you scared of strong women owning their sexuality ? You're obviously trapped in the middle ages. Vaginal juices are something that should be celebrated in song by women, men, and children of every age.
 
I understand now why my parents didn't like me listening to suggestive music. It would break my heart if my daughter grew up listening to trash like that. Damn it I feel like such an old man yelling clouds
 
CreamyGoodness said:
Is it because I have a young daughter and and I'm getting older, or does the WAP song that kids are running around singing bother other people too?
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The open sexualization of children is a huge fucking deal and we're not addressing it well enough in the context of the internet.
 
It's no secret that I have to interface with federal sex offenders IRL. We are living in the golden age of content availability for these very sick people.
 
I'm not here to comment on the sexualization of children, but I do want to point out that rap videos made by men since the 90s have been overloaded with sexuality and soft-(or not so soft-)core porn, male gratification, sexual violence, and so on, but once two women rappers do it in the name of empowerment it becomes a Big Fucking Deal and we're Worried About Our Daughters
 
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