Former Auburn Football Players Say They Were Paid

Some of you are fucking pathetic. A guy tells you his girlfriend has the clap and your first response is, "Well, my mom had it too!!"

It's not about the veracity of the claim or the silly pursuit of proving a negative- it's about having some common fucking sense and knowing when to just shut the fuck up. Break an arm patting yourselves on the back for letting us all know now that your mom had the clap too.

I really have no idea what you are talking about, so I will just post a picture you may be familiar with Mr. Senile.