CT87: we're goin down down in an earlier round

[dartsndeacs]

text flirting with girls who don't speak english well is super hilarious. You can never tell if anyone is sarcastic or flirty at all with the way they say things, since they don't have that ability

 

[dartsndeacs]

Example:

"Hi!
How are u feeling
I'm still thinking such a yummy meal last night "

Me: glad ya enjoyed it I did too blah blah blah

"I want to keep the yummy meal in my mouth all day long ;p"

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME

you're all thinking it, but if she doesn't speak english well will she understand it?

 

[DeaconCav06]

Because they use real Lard.

It's starting to sound like a fucking Chris Matthews MSNBC ad in here. Fuck that noise. Will I get banned for posting a topless pic?

Palma would probably neg rep you...

Plus, don't you have a test or something you need to study for anyway?

 

[TexasDeac10]

I am cool with immigrants in general but I seems unfair that people in Europe, Africa, etc who want to come here usually try to do it legally but people sharing a border with the US tend not to do it legally.

It's unfair, yeah, but it's also just a geographic reality. It's a lot easier for some Turk to move to Berlin than it is for me, even though I love zee Germans and I have zee education.

 

[TexasDeac10]

Is it racist to make fun of Germans? I feel like we should all be ok with making fun of Germans.

 

[ITK]

DeaconCav has sent me away....
Those 900 pages aren't going to read themselves
Let me call Caturday and get some Adderall

 

[dartsndeacs]

Palma would probably neg rep you...

Plus, don't you have a test or something you need to study for anyway?

fuck yeah I would, I've been trying to troll my way into a topless pic since the first time I say dem (o)Y(o)s.

 

[El Chupacabra]

Oh man, I got this take home pizza just right -- that's a great feeling, it somehow seems more legit. I timed this shit just right, it looks pro.

 

[DeaconCav06]

DeaconCav has sent me away....
Those 900 pages aren't going to read themselves
Let me call Caturday and get some Adderall

I was thinking more along the lines of maybe a ban wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

 

[TWDeac]

I'm going to take a late night nap. Gotta work with some APJ dudes later.

 

[WRS]

I'm watching Buckwild, no idea when this particular ep aired. Did y'all see the one where they got "NPS" tattoos which (surprise!) look really stupid and the hot one got hers inside her bottom lip??

 

[buckets]

Because they use real Lard.

It's starting to sound like a fucking Chris Matthews MSNBC ad in here. Fuck that noise. Will I get banned for posting a topless pic?

i dare you

 

[ITK]

I want to hear about Disney.

I am watching Catfish.

 

[buckets]

so i have a mutual friend with paula from the real world

 

[El Chupacabra]

Paula? What season? I am way behind.

 

[buckets]

Paula? What season? I am way behind.

the crazy one from key west. full disclosure: this friend was on one of the early road rules seasons

 

[deacphan]

finna run to the grocer down the street and get so much fair trade organic shit. man that makes me feel special.

 

[deacphan]

"oh, no.. of course i don't need a bag. can you not see my beard?"

 

[Bears and Deacs]

I may cry. My ESL class I teach at the library, most of whom are very poor immigrants, pooled their $ and gave me a $100 gift certificate to Harvest, easily the nicest restaurant in Hershey. I am overwhelmed by their generosity. And to top it off, the girl in my class who is struggling the most memorized a speech to give to thank me for my help. K now I'm crying. Fucking awesome, you guys.

Very cool!


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[deacphan]

odds i can pick up chicks in the serve yourself grain aisle with the classic bit about being torn over the health benefits and taste of quinoa with how it is destroying the bolivian diet?