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Death Row: One Last Bang or One Last Meal?

What's it gonna be boy? Yes or No?

  • Meal

    Votes: 18 28.6%
  • Bang

    Votes: 44 69.8%
  • Diddle self to picture of Doofus/Numbers

    Votes: 1 1.6%

  • Total voters
    63
Strike that. Kate Upton. Done and done. The death penalty might actually be worth that.
 
Strike that. Kate Upton. Done and done. The death penalty might actually be worth that.

You realize with Kate, you fry after 30 seconds, while a good meal can be stretched out over a couple of hours.

Food for thought!
 
Insufficient info poll. Would need to know quality of actual meal v. actual lay.
 
My first thought was bang, but if you've been on death row then you're stamina is probably seriously jeopardized and it might not be that enjoyable, where as a nice meal always is (as moonzzz puts it). If you literally have the option on banging anyone in the world, then you might want to go with bang just for the pure satisfaction that you got to breath rare air before you died. If your talking about having an entire night or at least a few hours to bang, then banging is the obvious option. If you only have the option of banging once and only have the choice of banging chicks you've banged before then you might got with a good meal (unless there is a sentimental "goodbye" issue at play)
 
Insufficient info poll. Would need to know quality of actual meal v. actual lay.

Isn't it relative?

Doofus could fuck a dead fish and think he'd died and gone to heaven.

Go would fry for a shitty chik fil a spicy chicken sammie.

It's all in the eye of the beholder.
 
My first thought was bang, but if you've been on death row then you're stamina is probably seriously jeopardized and it might not be that enjoyable, where as a nice meal always is (as moonzzz puts it). If you literally have the option on banging anyone in the world, then you might want to go with bang just for the pure satisfaction that you got to breath rare air before you died. If your talking about having an entire night or at least a few hours to bang, then banging is the obvious option. If you only have the option of banging once and only have the choice of banging chicks you've banged before then you might got with a good meal (unless there is a sentimental "goodbye" issue at play)

Dude, you are on death row. All you got is time to fire off enough self piloted rockets to last an hour minimum.
 
My first thought was bang, but if you've been on death row then you're stamina is probably seriously jeopardized and it might not be that enjoyable, where as a nice meal always is (as moonzzz puts it). If you literally have the option on banging anyone in the world, then you might want to go with bang just for the pure satisfaction that you got to breath rare air before you died. If your talking about having an entire night or at least a few hours to bang, then banging is the obvious option. If you only have the option of banging once and only have the choice of banging chicks you've banged before then you might got with a good meal (unless there is a sentimental "goodbye" issue at play)

Arent you like 6'5 and jacked? You would be banging all kinds of dudes in there. Your stamina would be fine.
 
Arent you like 6'5 and jacked? You would be banging all kinds of dudes in there. Your stamina would be fine.

this is good.

did getting rid of all the shitty posters bring out the best in both of us?
 
I would jerk it like 20 times before hand to ensure a solid amount of banging time. Also, I'd eat Upton's pussy for hours during my last bang.
 
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